Dante: wanna go on a hunt with me?
You; I would but IâmâŚcompromised.
Dante: what do you-
Vergil: *fell fast asleep on your lap in devil trigger*
You: Iâm legally and literally not allowed to leave
Dante: why?
You: my legs fell asleep-
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Dante: wanna go on a hunt with me?
You; I would but IâmâŚcompromised.
Dante: what do you-
Vergil: *fell fast asleep on your lap in devil trigger*
You: Iâm legally and literally not allowed to leave
Dante: why?
You: my legs fell asleep-

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Hello Dehlia! I happened upon your blog after my sudden re-surfacing obsession with DMC and would like to know what it would be like to have the DMC guys as your bestie ride-or-die bitch?
DMC MEN as your best friend hcns.
Hi sweetheart! Of course, hope you enjoy <3.
Characters: Dante, Vergil, Nero and V WC: ~3300
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Dante Sparda
Your partner in crime. Your worst influence. He is the friend your mom, teachers and the church warned you about.
And despite it all, he is your emergency contact.
The type of friend you can call at 3 a.m. because you are spiralling, and he will always show up.
(Complaining the entire time, obviously.)
"You know I'd fight God for you, but waking me up before breakfast is reeeally pushing it."
Dante forgets important things but remembers the most unnecessary, useless details about you.
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âď¸ ââââ the lock became stiff again. you nudge it open, andâas alwaysâno one's there to welcome.
you don't call his name. the lights are off, but the TV flickers. a cheap static staining the walls.
dante's out cold on the couch. one arm slung off the side, fingers barely hooking a can by the brim. his mouth is parted, and his soft snores were beginning to get lost in a dream.
he doesn't stir. not at the noise of the screen. or the creak of your boots dragging mud across the boards. not when the door shuts behind you, sealing the back the nightâs luminance.
he looked so peaceful. it would've been sweet if you simply ignored how the world had been trying to gut you alive. clawing at your throat whenever you'd even try and breathe.
âg'night,â you mumbled tiredly, then mockingly to yourself, âoh, how am i, baby? i'm doing okay, kind of you to ask.â
you step in. the apartment colder than you remember leaving it.
your gear settles in the armchair. gods know how the zipper of your bag managed to get caught in one of the loose threads of the cushions. sometimes it felt as if life was testing the last strings of patience you held.
but ignoring so, you took a few steps that led you to the AC. turning up the temperature to something more human. letting the warmth settle before joining your thoughts in the bathroom.
the mirror greets you, cracked through the corner, warped in age.
for someone who saves the world on a regular, dante still lives in it like it's falling apart.
not âone for being in debtâ he says. . . ironically contradicting the certain situation he has you both against.
the reflection replicates the impurities the previous fight brought. the hollow eyes and split lip, the ribbon of already-dried blood down your temple. not to mention the pale hues poisoning your features.
going out feels less like a mission and more like a jest at your expense. instead of being paid money and assurance, like any other hunter would love, you're left with scars and fewer bullets in your mag.
y'see, dante forgot to mention that part.
you shake your head, reaching for the rag on the sink. it's damp. maybe from before, or from him. and let the water seep.
but the blood didn't rub off. you scrub, and drag until the cloth turns dark. it's stubborn and doesn't want to let go of your skin. over, and over.
it clingsâlike the things he says. or the ones he doesn't.
and suddenly. . . it's not just about blood you're trying to rid off.
you should've known.
you shouldâve.
he's sparda's son. born of devils' skin and a woman's tragedy. you knew what he was before he ever touched you. you knew the look of their eyes was to warn and lips to deceive.
you think of what he said.
you think of how easily he said it. . .
âyou knew what this was. come onâi'm not the settling-down type.â
he made it sound like a means to an end. some one-sided bond. nothing serious. . . it always did make you feel pathetic.
you breathe out and your reflection fogs up like it's trying to spare you the sight.
âthis... isn't just casual, is it?â you asked, voice softer than usual.
he didn't even mind to look.
âwhat's that supposed to mean?â
you frowned, shifting the strawberry delight in your hands slightly. âi mean. . . like, we've been going out and doing this for a while. i thought⌠y'know.â
âyou're reading too much into it.â he casually said, the spoon still in his mouth as it muffled some words, âdon't make this into more than it is. i'm sure everyone does it, yeah?â
somewhere between the frustration, you hadn't realized you reopened a wound. with how carelessly you've tried to clean your skin, it was quick to irritate the area, pealing back a layer of deeper crimson.
you want to blame him. you want to call him what he is.
a demon. . . but the word didn't sound fair.
you bite it down, feeling it rot in your throat. but with everything you held back. it was impossible take control of it all.
tears glistened in your eyes, though the voice in your mind persisted you could only blame yourself for this.
. . .he never did promised you safety, nor promise you'd be loved.
and yet, you remember the way he looked at you that first night... held heavy by rain and devil guts, grinning like the world wasn't near its end. you remember his voice, and how it dipped when he called you âhotshot.â like it meant something.
or when his fingers would ever so slightly shift to hold yours. saying âjust in case something tried to drag you away.â not that he cared. he made sure to say that. but the tone of his words, or the look in his eyes never helped that cause.
maybe you were stupid to believe that tone meant more than the words that followed it.
you told yourself it was enough. that it didn't hurt. that if you just stayed long enough, maybe he'd figure it out. after all, he's the only one you had. and you his.
maybe you could teach a man made of doubt how to trust. and potentially, how to love. . .
you subconsciously drag the cloth harder across the back of your hands. you feel the sting of another cut breaking open. the warmth of blood lingers longer now, caught in the lines of your palm. your fingers start to shake. whether from the texture or from everything else, it's so hard to tell apart.
you hate how ugly it feels. you hate that it's true. you hate that calling him a demon makes your chest tighten with guilt.
maybe caring makes you naive. or worseâselfish. because you weren't in love with the devil. you were in love with the man who tried not to look flustered when he was complimented. the guy who'd gift you dead flowers because he thought you could simply plant them over again and watch them grow yourself.
could that make you worse of a person?
does that mean you're cruel?
for choosing what part of him to love and which to discard.
for extending your arms to the part of him that told what you wanted to hear, and turn your face from the one that silently begged to be held the same. . .
or does it just make you human?. . . the want for affection. being drawn to solace like any other living thing.
you drop the cloth. and it limps at the bottom of the sink with a sickening sound. the water is gentle. but your skin is raw, proliferating a rose red beneath its surface.
there's a shift. not yours. a creakâbarely audible over the faucet's hum.
you don't want to meet the reflection. but the water stills. and your iris finds that familiar shade...
his hand finds the knob to turn off, and he stays there, eyes the color of winter glass, trailing patterns down the porcelain's worn down edges.
you don't greet him. you're still mending your hands. like maybe if you scrubbed harder, the ache in your chest would come off with the grime.
â...why didn't you say you were back?â
his tone tries for casual. like it's just a question.
you stare at the cloth. unsure of what to even say. so you settle with silence.
somehow, that throws him hard. his lips shift like he wants to argue, like he wants to give some dumb quip about how he's unbothered by everything just so he could at least hear your voice. but he doesn't.
â. . . you were gone all day.â
he says it quieter. maybe that's the part he actually meant to lead with.
you nod, but it's faint. your shoulders don't lift much.
he wishes there was some awkwardness, something, anything to distract from the unsettling sensation of your quietude.
he rubs the back of his neck, glancing down like he suddenly noticed how red your hands are.
ââŚi have some leftover pizza.â
could you even call it an effort? it's more like a life raft tossed out of habit.
it has nothing to do with the conversation. but he always does this. dismissing the main problem like he's afraid of it.
you close your eyes, pressing your palms into the edge of the sink until your knuckles pale.
he notices your distress. âit's pepperoni,â he mumbles. like that's the important part.
you almost smile. almost.
instead, you rinse your hands again. the water runs clear this time, but you still don't look at him.
he watches you for a moment too long, then shifts his weight like he's preparing for something. because he knows after you're done, you're going to walk out that door and not speak to him. . . and he doesn't know if that might be the last time.
âis this about yesterday?â it's barely audible.
you don't reply. and that's an answer enough on its own.
âlisten, i didn't mean it like that... what i said. . .â he trails off, like he needs the right words to give peace of mind, even if just temporary.
you move to leave slowly, not because you're hesitant, but because your limbs are aching. and along with the strain of your feelings, you can't bring yourself to listen anymore of it.
he notices, and his voice cracks halfway through.
âi was tiredâand i say a lotta crap when i don't wanna think about it.â his voice is low now, almost ashamed.
you brush his shoulder on the way past. he feels it, the empty space left behind.
his hand is out before he even realizes it, reaching for your wrist. fingers clumsily closing over it.
âjustâwait a sec.â
âdante.â
âi don't want to argue aboutââ
ânobody is arguing.â
âthen let me say something!â
âi'm tiredââ
âyou were bein' real. and i got scared, alright?â
you pause, feeling the resignation in his voice, and how the irises of your eyes dilate. because you swear this amount of emotion had never touched his lips.
and he hates it, because to him, he looks pathetic.
instead he just stands there. an awkward stance because heâs just been caught with the truth.
âit's not that i don't care,â he finally says.
and somehow, your heart pieced together his words.
i just don't know how to.
he sucks in a breath, and trusts you enough to let go of your wrist.
then quieter, âiâve... i can handle demons, i can handle fights, and anything my father's name throws at me, but. . .â
his eyes gesture vaguely at you, it's kind of stupid. but he can't help the words out.
âsee, this ain't how i wanted it to go.â
you tilt you head, squinting your eyes. âgo. . . how?â
âi had a cooler version in my head...â he huffs out a short breath. glancing away, and dragging a hand down his face. âit's not coming out right.â
but you wait. not trying to fix it.
âlook, you already know iâmââ he paused, and you notice the subtle twitch in his eyes as he lowers his voice, âa fuck-up. . .â like he flinches at the thought of even being honest with himself.
he finally looks at you. really looks.
âyou said 'i love youâ,â he says quietly. âand i wasn't sure how to say it back.â
his fingers twitch again at his sides, curling into a fist before unclenching. âand i don't get why you stay.â
âyou could be doin' literally anything else. office job. photography. bartending, get weekends off. but you're out here gettin' blood on your shoes, draggin' me home, payin' for groceries i swore i was gonna coverââ his hand lifts to gesture vaguely toward the hallway where the kitchenette resides, a helpless motion in his behalf.
ââand when i ask you why, you shut me up with kisses, tell me you chose to do this with me andâgoddamn it, i swear you're more worried about me skipping meals than the 10-foot demon hound chasin' us around.â he starts to list it offânot out of mockery, but out of disbelief. out of a desperate need to understand.
he pauses.
âand that scares me. because i. . . i really don't know what to do with that.â
the silence afterward is heavier than anything he's mentioned he doesn't fill it. just stands there, heart begging to crawl out of his chest, waiting for you to answerâor walk away.
âit's reckless, and i swear, i swearâi look at you and i forget how to be the guy i was before.â
he swallows hard. trying to press it all back down. everything he's never said, and never let himself say. rising anyway, thick in his throat, crawling up behind his ribs.
âbefore you,â he says, almost inaudibly, shame tugging at the corners of his mouth.
âi didn't think there was anything else for me. no future, no version of me that wasn't just. . . surviving.â
just then, he finally had the courage to meet your eyes.
â. . . i found you outside that eye-sore of a tower,â he mutters, almost to himself. âfiring off rounds from some busted-ass pawn shop pistol.â
you do your best not to smile. he notices.
âworld's ending, demons crawling outta hell's crack, and there you were. standing on a pile of rubble.â
his voice shakes with the effort it takes to say it. âand i thought, no way she's sticking around. no way someone like you stays in this mess. 'cause seeing you in itself is a blessingâi mean, damn it.â
âyou had no clue what was going on," he goes on, and there's a laugh caught somewhere in his throat. "said you were just looking for a train station. i thoughtâhell, maybe you'd been hit on the head. or maybe you were just that badass.â
he swallows. you can almost hear it. that tight, dry click of someone dragging emotion through grit.
âyou weren't supposed to get dragged into this shit. none of it. blood, demons, cults, hell gates... me. i'm the one who was built for this. born for it, even. i got nothin' to lose here.â
his breath catches a little. he doesn't look at you. âor i didn't have it before.â
âso yeah,â he mutters, quieter now. âi'm selfish. and scared. and real goddamn bad at this.â
âbut if this thing between us is the last good thing i ever get... i'm not gonna be the reason it gets ruined.â
â. . . i didn't follow you,â you murmur. âyou weren't leading somewhere.â
he blinks. not quite understanding.
âyou didn't drag me into anything...â you add.
your voice softens an orphic sentence.
âi wanted to be here. and you're not nothing. not to me.â
he finally looks up at you. really looks.
like he's been surviving of off the idea that you'd never say those words. that he didn't deserve them.
and maybe that's what breaks him.
his hand trembles at his side. not enough to see, but you can feel it.
ââŚshit,â he breathes, half a laugh and not at all amused. âyou've never heard me talk this much, huh?â
you shake your head, a slow blink. âi mean... you talk a lot. but not usually things that, well, you actually have to think through.â
that gets a soft scoff out of him. his smileâworn and faint, barely reaches the line of his lips.
and you watch it fall again, just as gently.
âi just want you to be safe,â he mutters, voice low and hoarse. âand if that means havin' you away from me... then maybe that's what i should've done.â
âbut i didn't. and i'm not gonna lie and say i'd do it different, 'cause i wouldn't.â
he reached for the cloth, cleaning through and rinsing off whatever blood there was left on your hands, before placing it back down. âi tried, but, guess i only ended up making things worse.â
you blink through the selcouth feeling in your chest. the way his voice cracks when he acknowledges it.
â. . . so, what are we?â
he looks up again. like you offered him mercy. and that makes him laugh, soft and disbelieving.
âanything you want me to be.â
your lips curl into the softest of smiles. then tilt your head.
he blinks, rolling his eyes. âi'm bein' serious.â
âmy over-leveraged moocher?â
âbabe,â he warns, and you hear the smile threatening to pair his mouth.
you squint at him like you're thinking. âa guy that actually speaks out about how he's feeling instead of leaving me out in the open thinking he never cared about me?â
his jaw drops, and he quickly gains composure, running a hand through his hair.
âsee, i thought for sure you'd bail out by now.â
âhow come?â
âsomeone like you... sticking around in my kind of mess this long?â he scoffs. âyeah, right.â
you let the silence settle again, lighter this time. not raw as before.
then quietly follow-up.
â...it's because i'm cooler, isn't it?â
and you expect him to talk back. to scoff, to playfully deflect like he always does. you even tilt your head, waiting. but he doesn't.
his eyes linger on your faceâyour tired but amused expression, the tiny crease forming by your nose when you try not to smile.
he exhales, low. âwe're on the same level,â he mutters, and you can already hear the eye-roll in his tone.
he finally smiles, faint, boyish in that half-awkward, sheepish way of his. like he can't believe he just admitted that.
and before you can brace it, he leans in, grabbing the back of your thighs, hoisting you up against him.
you gasp, interrupted by a laugh. a real, surprised breathless bubble of sweetest undoing. âwhat are you doingââ
âbein' romantic,â he deadpans, but you can feel the grin against your jaw. âthought you wanted an emotionally-driven guy.â
his arms hold you firm, his hands warm through the fabric of your clothes.
you're laughing too much to argue. and he kisses you before you can even get a word out.
slow and tentative. only to break messy.
he pulls back just enough to whisper it against your lips, âyou are cooler, by the way.â like it doesn't need to be louder than this.
and it's stupid, and sweet, and so unmistakably him, but it lands so softly.
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i hope you see this, for some reason it's not letting me reply to your inbox request so that sucks. . .
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also if you couldn't tell i got a bit lazy at the end, iâm so super sorry, i'll update it as soon as i can! i just wanted to post something for the meanwhile. . .
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dante x f!reader. cw: he refers to reader by the nickname sunshine. established relationship, little flirtatious fluff situation. | wc 1.6k, reading time: ~6 minutes.
âZip me up?â
âWhere are you headed off to dressed like that?â
The two questions paired next to one another, one asked by you and one by Dante, leave the two of you staring at each other silently in the little bathroom of your apartment.
He walked from around the corner to see you, announcing his arrival into your humble abode by whistling a tune while tossing his keys down and taking his boots off. You knew heâd be here soon which is why you were standing here anyway, unable to reach between your shoulder blades to finish closing your dress.Â
You werenât expecting such a reaction.Â
âI have an undercover job tonight, remember?â
Oh he remembers. Two nights ago you told him you made a deal with a client youâre working with that heâd buy you some time to dig for information about a target their client has been hunting. Such tangled webs are woven in the criminal underbelly of this city.
âWhat kind of job was it again?â
Rolling your eyes with a scoff, you turn and present your half zipped back to him.Â
âInformation picking.â Looking over your shoulder, you pout. âPlease, Dante? I donât wanna be late.â
The tension in the room doesnât let up, in fact it intensifies when he sighs and stays in place, hands in his pockets.
âHoney.â He coos, finally approaching you and placing a hand at the dip of your waist.Â
He looms over the back of you, chest pressing into your back and shoulders, chin coming to rest on top of yours.Â
âYou look unbelievable,â he admits, laughing to himself, hand sliding from your waist to the front of your stomach where he flattens it. âToo good to be out without me.â
How unfortunate that he knows just how to make your ears perk up. His hand slides from your stomach upward, finally resting across your chest and pulling you to rest against his front. Giggling, you reach up to pat one of his cheeks, pinching at the sharpness of his jaw on the way up.
âDonât be dramatic. Besides, all I have to do tonight is smile and blend in, itâs no big deal.â
Dante chuckles, a low and dangerous rumble in his chest. You attempt to turn your head to look at him but he stops you, hand rising from your chest to your jaw to turn your head upward and allow him access to your neck. Bending slightly at the knees, he kisses the bare space between your shoulder blades.
âYouâre never just blending in though, are you?â He whispers, kissing your shoulder and up the slope of your neck. âThereâs always going to be someone looking, watchingâŚâ he trails off, another kiss planted just beneath your ear. You press your fingertips against the firmness of his abs, preparing to gently push him off of you but hesitate a moment to enjoy his teeth nipping at the tender skin of your earlobe. âWishing,â he continues.Â
The blood pooling in your cheeks makes your head swim enough to consider the possibility of not going tonight. Heâs using the tone of voice he only rasps out when heâs muttering about how you feel as good as you look and taste and smell. His teeth and lips and wandering hands are practically swimming through the waves of your resistance.
Itâs a very impressive attempt at distracting you.
Dante & Vergil with an s/o who doesn't enjoy their birthday
Pairings: Dante x Reader; Vergil x Reader Summary: Unspoken rule of the Devil May Cry: no one talks about your birthday. Youâve always been very adamant on disliking celebrations and wanting to treat it as just a normal, uneventful day. And your lover respects that⌠To some degree. After all, he just wants you to be happy. Authorâs notes: Yours truly birthday is coming up and, as you can guess, I donât like it â for a myriad of personal reasons. If youâre anything like me 1 â Iâm so sorry and I wished you could enjoy it better and 2 â I hope this can at least bring you something nice in that time đ¤ DISCLAIMER: The Vergil one gets very emotional and a little heavy. Also, thereâs a whole thing of him giving his s/o a little bracelet with his name on it: I now realized some people might read it as a toxic/marking kind of thing, but it ISNâT. My parents had a very old people custom of giving their baby a gold bracelet with the babyâs name engraved on it. I still have mine, as my sister has hers, and I thought itâd be right up Sparda and Evaâs alley to do something like that. I wanted Vergil to give his s/o something special; and if it was me, I would give my partner my bracelet with my name I got when I was born. Not a property thing, but as a piece of something so intimate to me. Sappy, I know.
Dante
If Dante knew you well, he was certain you would drown yourself in work until you passed out on the shopâs couch as soon as you crossed the heavy Devil May Cry doors.
It had been a very long time Dante didnât celebrate his birthday â but, once, he did tell you when he was born, and you quietly appeared with enough so just the two of you could celebrate.
âGuess what I got for us tonightâŚ?â You had a satisfied smile on your face, as you placed two boxes of pizza on the desk while Dante curiously watched you from his chair.

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I watched the new DMC show, I would love to hear your take on Dante, Lady and Virgil in a relationship for the first time?
I watched it too, I fully expected Dante and Virgil to be hot but I gotta say Lady took me by surprise, I love her so much.
Pairing: Dante, Mary "Lady" Arkham, Virgil x Reader
Tags: fluff, established relationship, kissing, first relationship, co-workers, protectiveness, demon hunting, flirting
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A/N: I hope to Sparda that there's a season 2 because I need to see more Virgil for sure, and definitely more Danlady shipping fuel.
DANTE
Flirts very shamessly and constantly once you get into a relationship with him. Will absolutely use any chance to show off in front of you, gotta get all those looks from you, looks that sent a shiver down his spine. On slower days he enjoys playing video games with you or cuddling on the couch and doing nothing, enjoying some peace and quiet. Has had quick and fleeting relationships before but never a long-term one so sometimes he gets nervous about it. But he doesn't want you to notice so he covers it up by flirting even harder.
LADY
Will try to hide your relationship at first, especially at work. There are many ways it could backfire and get you both in trouble, or become a weakness for others to exploit. But what's even more of a reason is that she wants to have you and your attention all to herself for as long as possible. Banter gets more flirty when you're on demon hunting missions and it's just the two of you. She wakes up earlier so the two of you can have some alone time to kiss and flirt while you get ready for work and only then be more professional.
VIRGIL
Is cold to you even when you start dating. Just because you're his beloved now doesn't mean he will treat you like he has to baby you. Protect yes, but he still expects you to pull your weight with everything you do together. He is very punctual and always remembers any important date, which does actually make you feel special, there aren't many people he would bother to remember in the first place. Not good with flirting or teasing and blushes easily when you're lovey-dovey with him.
Self Aware Dmc!
I felt like writing a certain scenarioâŚor scenarios, sorry. I didnât expect it to be this long or to write so much. I also didnât expect to pull the âFineâŚIâll do it myselfâ move when I noticed the significant lack of content for self aware Dmc, so please enjoy my incredibly self indulgent drabbles!
(Also can you tell I like Nero a lot?)
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You were particularly vocal when it came to fighting enemies or bosses, they knew that. Something they grew accustomed over time was the small sputters and choked breaths youâd make when you nearly avoid an attack (especially during a boss fight, Vergil was particularly used to this considering you struggled fighting him the most) or the wheezes and cheers of relief when you won or got a hit in between the attacks:
- âCâmon, câmon, câmooon!! No no no, fucking move Dante please- SHIT!â You yelped, desperately spamming the controllerâs buttons to move out of the way from Vergilâs attack. And promptly choking on your own breath, coughing for a moment before wheezing as you got the chance to close in on him and attack. âOkay, gO GO GO- YES!!â
The twins heard you cheer, inwardly amused at your rapid mood swings mid fight. Dante in general was having a riot, a shame he couldnât show it though. Vergil on the other hand, could only sigh to himself. You certainly were clumsy. But both twins knew that you were certainly improving with each attempt. They were proud, considering how nervous and frantic you seem to be.
One thing the cast noticed though, is that if you died a certain amount of times during a boss fight, youâd go quiet for a moment, sigh defeatedly and say something they took a while to understandâŚwhat do you mean by âlocking inâ?? Whatever it was, it certainly workedâŚto some extent. They could hear music playing so they could only assume you put your headphones on to focus. Most of the time, theyâd hear their theme songs or songs from the franchise but sometimes youâd play your own songs. Or at least from your personal music taste like this so called Sabrina Carpenter orâŚLimp Bizkit??? They couldnât complain since you seemed pretty focusedâŚand cute. At times, they hear you sing along while fighting:
- As the game over screen displayed on your TV after dying to Echidna again, you could only stay quiet before sighing and grabbing your headphones and muttering under your breath. âOkay, thatâs it chat. Iâm locking inâ
âYouâreâŚwhat now?â Nero thought, confused on what you meant. And whoâs chat? Youâre alone in your room-
All of a sudden, he didnât hear anything from you at all as you started the next attempt to fight the demoness again. You were justâŚoddly quiet, the only noises he could hear though were the occasional hitched breath after dodging an attack or a small âyes!â under your breath when you land a good amount of hits
âHey, ladies, hey, fellas, and the people that don't give a fuck! All the lovers, all the haters, and all the people that call themselves players! Hot mamas, pimp daddies, and the people rollin' up in caddies! Hey, rockers, Hip-hoppers, and everybody all around the world!â Okay thatâs definitely his styleâŚhe could get used to your music taste, thatâs for sure. And you sounded so happy, he couldnât help but melt.
â-frustrationâs getting bigger. Bang, bang, bang! Pull my devil trigger!â âŚwait are you singing his theme song?âŚthatâs adorable. You sound so hyped too. Guess music makes you focus, huh? He guessed thatâs what you meant by âlocking inââŚwhatever that actually means.
âGod this song is so good, ugh- SHIT NO, NERO IâM SORRY!â You yelped again, making him shake his head with a fond smile in response. You were always such a clumsy little thing werenât you? It was endearing though.
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- âCause Iâm busy woman, I wouldnât let you in my calendar any night~ But if you want my kisses, Iâll be your favorite Mrs til the day that one of us dies~ Oh hey! OH SHIT! FUCK NO, IâM GONNA DIE AGAIN, ACK-â You sang, cutting yourself mid lyrics to yelp again as you almost died mid fight against Vergil.
The song itself wasâŚoddly fitting for you. You seemed like a workaholic but you also seemed like a hopeless romantic. And the twins couldnât necessarily complain. Your voice was rather pleasant to hear. Soft, just like you.
âManchiiiiiild~ why you always come-a running to me? Fuck my liiiife! Won't you let an innocent woman be?~ No, ACTUALLY, PLEASE, VERGIL, LEAVE ME BE! IâM ALMOST DEAD! WHY DOES DEVIL TRIGGER TAKE SO LONG TO RECHARGE? DANTE, PLEASE-â Dante almost burst out laughing at that, Vergil almost letting out a smirk himself. Itâs hilarious and endearing how you could go from singing so delicately to screaming and sounding like youâre close to tears so quickly in a single sentence. The song choice this time was certainly amusing.
âOh, I like my boys playing hard to get~ And I like my men all incompetent. And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them. Amen, hey, men~â You continued, sounding much more collected, and if not content as you get a hang of the fight this time around. At this point, Dante was actually humming along under his breath, with Vergil raising a brow at him as he did. Only to receive a shrug in response as Dante started to singing along. Quiet enough so you wouldnât be able to hear though.
They could hear the actual melody considering how loud it wasâŚare you trying to go deaf?
Another thing the noticed, is that after you beat the boss you were stuck on after âlocking inâ, youâd quickly turn the music off and start cheering. Youâd sound so cute. It made the failed attempts and deaths worth it.
âYEAH! LETS FUCKING GOOOO! I DID IT!â You laughed with a cheer, leaving the twins amused and endeared to see you so excited after beating the other.
âLooks like the little darlingâs pretty happy, huh Vergil? They got you pretty goodâ Dante teased, raising a brow at his fallen brother.
âShut upâŚâ The stoic twin sneered faintly, though he was secretly just as happy for you considering you tried so hard to beat him. He had to give credit where credit is due.
One thing they really loved though, was when you started saying little phrases they did. Like for example:
âThis partyâs getting crazy. Letâs rock!â You grinned before starting to kill the demons in the hall with Dante, him feeling extremely giddy at hearing you speaking like him. Only motivating him more to get better combosâŚor at least help you get them since he knew you were still a little rocky in that area.
âJackpot!â You both said at the same time, the younger twin feeling elated after hearing you cheer and laugh once you realized you âtimed itâ right with the voice line. You didnât, he said it on purpose because he had a feeling youâd do it but heâd do anything to see you smile
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âFoolishnessâŚâ Vergil heard you quote, feeling a bit embarrassed that youâd repeat his line but at the same time prideful that youâd liked him so much that youâd behave like him to some extent. It wasâŚendearing . Not that you needed -or could- know that.
He could only sigh, and continue fighting under your guidance. âNow Iâm motivated!â You quoted once more, with him also saying it under his breath with a small smirk.
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ââShall we dance?ââ Oh my gosh, thatâs so- ah!â Nero could hear you fawn after you said the line along with him, feeling flustered over how you swooned over him so openly. You really like him huh?
âOH WAIT SHIT THERES MORE! MOVE, MOVE MOVE-!!â You yelped, quickly moving him outta the way before starting to hit more combos. âSlam dunk!â You both said together unknowingly, the synchronization making the white haired boy smile and only motivating him to go harder on the horde of demons
They really loved to see your reactions to certain cutscenes though. Especially Dante, who always tried to fluster you the most.
âFirst I whip it out!â
âFIRST YOU WHAT?!â Dante could hear you sputter, hiding you face in your hands as you laughed at his behavior. Enjoying your reaction as he proceeded to make it worse and by extension, flustering you more.
By the time he destroyed the hell gate, your face was slightly red with both laughter and embarrassment as he saw you clap playfully at his impromptu performance. Bowing as he looked at you and winked, making sure he made it look like it was part of the game as to not arise suspicion. He could still have his fun though, couldnât he?
Or when you shamelessly say the most ridiculous things just because you think they canât hear you. A few examples of that being-
ââŚwait so if Vergil is Neroâs dadâŚdoes that make him a dilf??â Vergil almost broke character right and there mid idle animation, in disbelief on what you just said before you started exploring with him again.
ââŚI meanâŚI guess thatâs an excuse to call him Daddy but- ha! Okay no, I take it back, Iâm sorry!â You laughed, oblivious to his embarrassed and if not exasperated expression. Unbelievable. You were unbelievableâŚbut heâd be lying if he said he didnât like itâŚor if he didnât think about what you said before quickly chastising himself for it. He had to focus on the fight! Damn you!
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You watched as Trish and Lady handled the demons in front of Devil May Cry, expertly dodging their attacks and killing them with ease. Though admittedly, they wanted to impress you too.
ââŚso uhâŚnot to be a whore butâŚI can take âem. Not in a fight, by the wayâŚnotâŚnot like I could in an actual fight either but not the point. Anyway- please? Mothers??? Oh my fucking god, theyâre so, ughhh! Please! One chance!! Iâm literally begging, please-â You blurted out, laughing in what sounded like a flustered fit.
How sweet. You were the cutest thing, truly. Theyâd have their fun with you if they could. But unfortunately, they were confined to the games codeâŚfor now
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âAww theyâre so cute!! Iâm glad theyâre safe now. Honestlyâ Nero and Kyrie heard you coo, feeling embarrassed but endeared over your affectionate nature towards them. They appreciated that you never said anything negative about them being together but rather swooning over both respectively. Like now.
âKyrieâs so prettyâŚhonestly, she looks gorgeous with her hair down! Her singing was so good too! Aww sheâs so pretty, fuck!â She couldnât help but blush at that, you were the sweetest thing. She wished she could compliment you too. You were so nice!
âAnd Neroâs so pretty tooâŚheâs like a cat. Thatâs unrelated and makes no sense but it makes sense to me and thatâs all that matters! I love them so much. One chance, Iâd treat you both so well, please-â Nero couldnât help but chuckle as his face reddened a bit too, you really were amusing. It was no surprise he and Kyrie took an interest in you though. Theyâd happily share you, if they could.
Last but not least, they found it so adorable when you said goodbye for the day. They didnât like saying goodbye but you just looked so sleepy and tired when you did, always playing and staying with them the entire day until late at night. They had to let their little darling sleep, didnât they?
âGânight guysâŚI love you..â They heard you murmur, watching as you waved tiredly with a small yawn and turned off the console.
You looked so sleepyâŚso cute. They just wanted to hold you in their arms until you fell asleep. Youâd like that wouldnât you? You said you loved them after all. They really did grow to love you toâŚperhaps too muchâŚmaybe they could bring you to them? Theyâd keep you safe, they promise! After all, didnât you want to spend time with them properly? Theyâll take good care of you, just like you take care of them and more.
But until next time, they supposed. Or until they found a way to get you to themâŚtheir lovely little darlingâŚyouâd be theirs soon. Theyâd make sure of that.
CRUSH.
nero sparda x gn!reader. wc: 544. fluff!! nero is down bad its actually pathetic, overuse of the word down bad cuz i cant think of another word. requested.
There's no way that Nero became this soft.
It all started with him slightly softening his voice while talking to you, he counts to ten before replying so he wouldn't say something that would upset you âand he never does that to anyone else except you. â, and most importantly, he never shuts up about you. Is he in love?? No way, Nero would say.