#dm:all

[PM]: Shucks, I’m real sorry Rem. Wasn’t feelin’ too good yesterday. I’ll be ‘round more if ya want. Do ya still want me ta come? I got ya food.

[PM]: I’m real glad ya think so. I’m glad ya like ‘em too. ‘Course, I’m most always thinkin’ aboutchya. Ya didn’t tell me if ya had a good Christmas or not though, so now ‘lil ole me is just plain worried. I see ya talkin’ about missin’ family. Ya okay? Needta talk? I ain’t just here ta fuck ya, ya know. I care about tha other stuff too. 

[PM]: Ya? An’ if I toldya I’m on my merry ‘lil way? ‘Sup, Rem? Talk ta me. Ya know I gotcha.

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[PM]: Ya? I got ta say, that sounds like one helluva night my friend. Kinda perfect eh? I think yer kinda perfect so I guess that’d make us sorta even. Even if I gotta disagree just a ‘lil. But uh, I can make my way over to ya if ya want. Ya know I wanna see ya. And kiss ya, right on the smacker, right at the big ole one-two!

[PM]: Maybe not but I wanted ta make sure ya had a good one. I know it ain’t much and I guess yer family prolly gotcha a million more things but...Yeah. Anyhoot, I hope ya had a Merry Christmas, Rem. 

[PM]: Woah there Missy, you just hold yer horses. No reason ta come atta guy like that. I was just lookin’ for some company. If that ain’t yer jam...Just consider this’a free pass. Do whatever. I ain’t tryin’ ta offend.

[PM]: Yes, Sir. I’m Lorelai, Lorelai Berry. Okay, thanks for letting me know. I will see you soon, then.