Kaiyon “Kai” — the Southside’s favorite barber. Grew up roughhousing with his cousins and brothers, picking up that raw masculine energy and never letting it go. His oldest cousin put him on to gooning during those long boring summers, and it stuck. Now he runs the clippers all day, cutting the whole hood, but he’s got a special system for certain clients.

He starts with sports talk — favorite players, big league highlights — then slides in the discreet discount. Before they know it, they’re in the back talking goon sessions, trading videos, and turning into regular goon bros. Kai loves breaking them in slow, watching big strong men open up about what really gets them leaking.