Brint, Meed, and OG Hoff. 9. watch a soap opera with, go to a play with, watch your favourite movie with.
Oh my goddd. These are all terrible prospects! OG Hoff did 1 cool thing in his entire life. Meed didn't even do that. And Brint is mayonnaise.
Meed is the guy who has the strongest emotions. I think I'd like to see him watch a soap opera, purely because I want him to suffer through it. Either he hates it, in which case he's annoyed, and I'm happy, or he gets emotionally invested and hates himself, and the world for it, which is even better. Seeing a play with him would be uneventful - I think he's capable of sitting through one without making a scene, though I think the worst thing would be sticking around afterwards and watching him network with his Open Council buddies in the foyer. Can I sneak out while he's not looking (not that he's looked at me the entire time, he's probably already forgotten my name)? And watching my favourite movie with him would be truly terrible because even if he could not find reasons to hate it he would create them.
Hoff is tricky. I don't want to see a play with him bc he'd be drunk before we made it to our seats, and I don't want to be seen near him if he decides to embarrass himself by yelling at the actors. I don't think he has the attention span to care about what happens week to week in a soap opera - for Hoff, watching other people moaning and complaining sounds way too much like work. Watching a movie with him? Probably not too bad if it's Die Hard or Pirates of the Caribbean or something. Hopefully he'd fall asleep at some point, in which case I could nick the rest of his popcorn.
Brint is the only one I can imagine wouldn't totally shit on the majority of my movie choices, but I also feel like he's kind of a cry baby? Titanic is definitely off the table. Anything with more than a passing romantic element would set him off, I think, happy ending or no. Poor chap. Seeing a play? Boring, but fine. Soap opera? No. Brint is someone who either gives 0 fucks or gives way too many. The man needs a break. I would not watch a soap opera with Brint.
In conclusion:
Watch a soap opera with Meed.
Go to a play with Brint.
Watch a movie with OG Hoff.
Fuck the Union.
