#divorce.poll

Athos/Milady

hellooooooo he tried to have her killed and then she came back to haunt him and wreak havoc on his life. and they were still in love btw.

DIVORCED COUPLE OF ALL TIME! the only reason why they weren't literally divorced is because they were french catholics in the 17th century so instead they had to keep trying to kill each other (and by extension the rest of their polycule) while being so insanely horny about it. My school did a stage version and when athos greeted her with "hello wife" after an act and a half of her scheming and plotting ohhh the gasps that were gusp throughout the audience. we're going on like 200 years of literary canon and no one has EVER surpassed them

Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson

Mary Campbell/John Winchester

Before Mary died they were fighting all the time and should've gotten divorced and I like to think they would've if she had lived. Also Mary is a lesbian. So.

Poll runner propaganda:

"They couldn't stand each other at first. But when we [Heaven] were done with them--Perfect couple." - Cupid, 5.14

literally forced together by heaven, and yeah mary is also a lesbian so true

Obi Wan Kenobi/ Anakin Skywalker

Eddie Diaz/Shannon Diaz

Ultimate tragic divorce pairing. Never got to have the divorce they deserved. They could have been so petty together.

Count Dooku/Sifo-Dyas

they've never formally divorced but in dooku's commitemnt to the Cause of the Sith and Saving the Republic he had to Do things and keep them a secret and ALAS his beloved caught on so he had to cause sifo-dyas to die and listened to the whole thing (i think its been a while). so divorced. worst breakup ever

jaster mereel / montross

Nie Mingjue/Baxia

baxia is his sentient saber. baxia is literally nie mingjues Best Friend and thing to rely on and the way she works is that she is making him angrier and angrier. this is the only way he can avenge his father and preserve his sect. She twists him inside out until he is just the vehicle of his rage and literally kills him. they are so divorced.

Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine

Athena Grant-Nash/Michael Grant

they got a divorce because he was gay and then he got written off the show and her love life has never known peace

Lovelace/Hilbert

hiii i sat and i thought to myself ‘who’s the most divorced pairing in any of my fandoms’ and was surprised to find that it is a pairing i do not ship at all. but lovelace and hilbert from wolf359 are Thee most divorced couple of all time.

Prowl/Tarantulas (Transformers comics)

they were collaborators during the beginning of the war until prowl had ethical concerns after mesothulas created a son for them an artificial life and so prowl tried to kill him. and then mesothulas turned himself into a spider and renamed himself tarantulas and tried to have more kids with prowl restart their collaborative relationship.

Spamton/Tenna (Deltarune)

Morgana Pendragon/Queen Guinevere

They were best friends (in a kinda homoerotic way) before Morgana went evil and Gwen almost ran away with a handsome knight but he died, so she married Morgana’s half brother so she could literally wage war against her ex-bff/lover who was trying to kill her new husband. Divorced AF.

Isaac Newton/Gottfried Leibniz