#dissonantcon

It’s been awhile since Hot Rod has heard Soundwave sound like that . An optical ridge quirked in curiosity . Okay , he’ll bite . He wanted to know what got him in such a good mood .

"You spoke of Vector Sigma - that is one of only few ways to create new mechs in my universe. It's easy to reach that conclusion. Our universe's Vector Sigma was destroyed, otherwise I would make the donation to mine." 

    “... well, in my universe, that’s about all we have. There was Cold Constructing for a while, but I doubt that’s sustainable enough to try again. Besides, no one’s quite sure how someone artificially made Photonic Shards in the first place. Unless someone makes a breakthrough, we’ll be relying on Vector Sigma laying seeds in Cybertron.”

@dissonantcon cont. from here

“It’s completely asinine.” Soundwave wasn’t totally against the arrangement, but he didn’t like it much, either. “The whole plan that this will ‘ease post-war tension’ is ridiculous. At most, Optimus is going to use us as an example, for show, regardless of whether we want to play his game or not.”

At least, if Optimus was going to force a marriage between an Autobot and a Decepticon, he’d paired the two of them well enough - Soundwave didn’t hate Hot Rod and the other mech didn’t seem to hate him. “Suppose he could’ve chosen a worse couple to marry off.”

Hot Rod found this whole arrangement kind of weird . And a bit . . . archaic , to be honest . But if he had to marry any of the cons , Soundwave definitely wasn’t the worst one . They had worked well together when fighting off the Quintessons anyway , so maybe this wouldn’t be so bad .

OTP ask meme that needs to exist

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Hot Rod absolutely . He’ll do it when Soundwave is in a meeting too , just to fuck with him .

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Probably Hot Rod . He’s sentimental , okay ?

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

fucken .... Hot Rod ..... he apologized , though . 

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Soundwave . Hot Rod pretends to not know , just to play the game . 

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

I think they both do this , depending on their mood . 

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

SOUNDWAVE LMAO . Hot Rod loved it . He got super into it .

Who laughs more during sex?

I wanna say they both do . 

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Oooohh. 

Is this a challenge? 

what if i placed my minecraft bed next to yours? hah

WELL I MEAN .....

✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy