#dissectus

The goth Elders have arrived (or evil overlords... Same difference). Watch your asses and your eyeliner. They will likely attempt to steal both.

This is for you, anonymous nerd. Thank you for enabling my obsession... Bastard.

AND SINCE I DID THIS FOR THE ELDERS, Here's a list of their diabolical doppelgangers' gayness in order of gay:

First place goes to whatever this was.

1. Dissectus - Homophobia is wrong... Unless it's this homo. Then you should be very afraid. I shouldn't make a joke about him slaying, BUT HOT SAUSAGE.

2. Negatus - Agender, but frankly too lazy to do anything about it besides put on too much lipstick. Will be rejected by any and all genders (loser pan).

3. Giles - Ruthless, but disaster bi. All I'm saying is that there was conflict in the man's face when Dissectus did 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 . Consider him scared and hor-

4. Voltari - Aggressively flirts with anyone, but if you so much as wink in his direction, he will introduce your intestines to a serrated blade (aroace).

5. Mike Emical-Romants - Exhausted emo trans man. Actually pretty chill, all things considered. Probably gay, but all the men here are scary as shit.

6. The Demons - Rita: usually lesbian but Negatus is fruity enough, Neil: token straight (unlikely), and no one knows what Jeff is besides a moron.