let's make up a hypothetical tumblrina. let's call her svetlana. sventlana joins the big sexy potc discord and is instantly a menace literally bringing up her hypothetical pirates of the caribbean visual novel adaptation the moment someone so much as breathes in any given channel. if you say "hey I'm thinking about writing a fanfiction where elizabeth studies nuclear physics" svetlana appears beetlejuice style and says "that's a good concept. I'm stealing it for my pirates of the caribbean visual novel". this happens repeatedly. svetlana is told by the endlessly patient mods to maybe lay off it a bit. maybe keep the talk about the pirates of the caribbean visual novel to the appropriate channels. svetlana does not listen. svetlana continues to bring up the pirates of the caribbean visual novel in any given conversation. are you picturing it? picture it worse than what you're picturing. now one day svetlana posts a screenshot of a generically kinky tumblr post. svetlana selfships with pintel and says "omg this is sooo me and pintel #pintlana". another user appears. let's call him blake. blake says "omg this is soooo pintel and ragetti #moog". svetlana goes silent for an hour. svetlana goes to the vent channel and starts vagueing blake. svetlana gets told she's being a menace. svetlana goes silent. svetlana reappears and says the words "I had a dream @/blake where you gave me an apology". svetlana gets told she's being a menace. svetlana is - for the first time in server history - sentenced to a week in timeout rather than being outright banned by the endlessly patient mods. is told in no uncertain terms to fix her fucking shit. svetlana returns a week later. svetlana has not fixed her shit. svetlana is permabanned. svetlana then spends the next TWO YEARS vagueing tumblr user blake and a hypothetical tumblr user we'll call elvy and everyone involved in the banning of svetlana. svetlana continuously presents herself as a poor beset upon victim. svetlana calls you CHOPPED. if this happened to you would you feel like you were living in a simulation or would you be like lol yeah that's svetlana for you? #urgent
