#disk world

I just had a dream where I was hanging out with Susan from Disk World by Terry Pratchett and we were galavanting round Ankh Morepork in the wake of the year where Death became The Hogfather. She needed a night out on the town and we ended up fucking with the wizards at the university, messing with their inventions and whispering in their ears to do chaos. Also ended up savagely putting down some street performers who were trying to tell a story about Hogswatch but they were getting so many details wrong. Told them to go the a writing course at the uni.

in other news, jrr tolkien, terry pratchett and philip pullman are still the only male fantasy writers i respect