#discodirection

Estate (A Spotify Playlist) [To listen, click HERE]

AJSFLDSJFLSDK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

OH MY GOD THAT IS FANTASTIC.

Do I have to give a random fact to this? IDEK BUT I WILL.

I've been to Chicago ONCE. And in that one time, I got super acquainted with the Dunkin Donuts bathroom and the Subway bathroom/floor.

.....GROSS, YO.

But hey, toilet water is relatively clean in al honesty, so don't fret. Hopefully you're all good because sick. :(

UMMMMMMM

OH! When I was at my first...no, second elementary school, technically, I went to the bathroom, like by myself. Not a bathroom break type deal.

And it was during lunchtime for some of the other kids.

Anyway, doing my business, peeing and whatnot, and this girl comes in and is like "Where's my friend?" Well, IDK who she is or what she's talking about, I'm still in my stall, peeing, nbd.

BUT THEN.

I AM STILL CONFUSED ABOUT HOW THIS HAPPENED.

SHE OPENED MY DOOR. WHICH I KNOW WAS LOCKED BECAUSE THOSE DIDN'T SHUT UNLESS YOU LOCKED THEM.

AND WAS LIKE "Oh. You're not my friend." AND I WAS STILL ON THE TOILET AND I COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK.

Then she left.