#dirtygal

midriffs are my next on the list of sexy things on a lady, thin thick chubby it’s all ok, anyways how did she put those pants on? are they easy to get off

dirty slut Summer

another nasty cigarette slut

So as I begin this blog let me start from the beginning - well, that’s a lie because then I’d be reporting live from my moms vageen but anyway. (I ramble, A LOT) My Roaring 20s oh! The heartbreak, the cat fights, the hissing snakes, the liver of a grown man that drinks dewars and water and a throbbing vagina - all necessities to a dirt bag. Ok, ok so! I spent my last two summers crawling out of under the arms of grown men at 9am with a hangover headache that could put down a T. rex! The loose cannon, the Russian roulette boy, was playing with fucking fire ! Coming out of a controlling relationship all this contained beast desired was freedom. Going out became a daily routine….if I was bored - I need a drink - depressed - I need a drink - “the lights green” step on the gas, take a swig of brown water (Hennessy for the newbies) and keep it pushing. Clearly captain save a hoe needed to come quick because I felt like Alice chasing the white rabbit …