Smutember Challenge Day 1: Dirty Talk
I’ve been saving all of my sin prompts for this month, so here we go! I’m posting a snippet here, to keep this blog clean, but the rest of it is over on my naughty blog and on my AO3.
“You know, it really is just too bad that my boyfriend isn’t here.”
Chat Noir blinked, and lifted his head from the support beam he’d been leaning against to look quizzically at his partner. “It…is?”
Ladybug sighed wistfully. “Yeah. We’ve both been so busy lately that we’ve hardly seen one another. And we definitely haven’t had any time for sex.”
Chat choked on air, and very nearly tumbled off of his perch. He righted himself, and shifted into a more secure position. “That’s—that’s, ah, unfortunate.” He paused, clearing his throat. “I’m kind of in the same boat, actually. But, why are you telling me about it, exactly?”
“Well, because you’re here, and I’m here, and we’re friends, right? We’ve talked about sex before.”
“Ye-ah…but uh, maybe we should call it a night, and you can go talk to your boyfriend about this?”
“He’s busy tonight.” Ladybug heaved another sigh. “Otherwise, yeah, I’d totally be at his place right now.”
“Oh.” Chat gulped, and tried not to be thinking about the things she’d be doing with that boyfriend. Or, for that matter, the things that he could be doing with his girlfriend, if she weren’t also busy that night.
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