#dirty-

Y/n actually LIVED in this time period: Even when Madara and Y/n were kids Madara would always tease Y/n about anything. Madara would always tease Y/n about breast size. Y/n was a late bloomer so their chest was quite small. Later on when Y/n was fully grown their breast size was just as large as Tsunade's but this was before Tsunade so Y/n was a badass with big breast before it was cool. Adults Y/n would tease Madara about their breast and roughly 90% of the time Madara would get a nose bleed.

Madara not now. Kiba: Has Madara ever hit? Y/n: Oh God no he's only ever done that during training. Madara licking his lips: And in bed. Y/n slightly embarrassed: Madara please not in front of the kids. *Covering up Sasuke and Kiba's ears and eyes*

-snaps out of it looking down at you- duckyyy you're gonna get your hair in the cake if you stay that way