#dirty lemons

Flint says he needs 17,000 more gigajoules and (according to Alexa/Google) there’s a billion watts in a gigajoule, so that’s 17,000,000,000 watts and if you divide that by 70 for the average light bulb that amounts for around 242,857,142,857 light bulbs

"The sun isn't even up yet and you want me to do what?" Vlad asked the ghost laying eagerly beside him.

"Just lay on your back, spread your legs, open your mouth, and I'll do the rest! You hardly have to do anything!" Plasmius looked more excited about this than he had any right to, primarily because he had woken vlad up in the middle of the night for this. Vlad glared at him and checked his clock.

"Plasmius it's three am!"

"I am aware of the time, darling. I am also aware of my boner."

Vlad gave the ghost a very, very dirty look. He then grabbed a pillow and knocked Plasmius to the floor with it. The human rolled over and settled back in to go back to sleep, even as his ghost half picked himself up off the floor and pouted as he crawled back into bed behind him. Plasmius settled in behind Vlad, an arm holding Vlad's hip close and his crotch firmly pressed against his human half's ass. He reached his other hand around Vlad to cup him through his pajama pants as he leaned in close to whisper in Vlad's ear, "Please?"

Vlad kicked Plasmius off the bed again. "No. I'm too tired for this. Handle it yourself if you're so desperate, I'm going back to bed!"

Plasmius pouted, teleported directly in front of Vlad, put on his best pleading face, and whined, "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaseeeee?"

"No."

The ghost pouted and flopped backward onto the floor. He let out a grumbled, "Fiiiiiiiine" and teleported himself back into bed, sticking his hand into his pants right as Vlad kicked him off the bed again.

"Don't even do that near me. I'm trying to sleep."

((I mean. He doesn’t object.))

𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘  𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃  𝐎𝐅  𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆

“Pffft, and what are you gonna do about it?”

In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

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