The ship is my: I have honestly never thought about this you guys are sending me so many rarepairs i love it

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other in canon |

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |

Children: No, Equius is an alien and Dirk would just be like “hell fucking no” | Yes | They’d think about it