OMG so a long time ago i wrote a ridiculous Gamzee x trickster!Dirk fic for my friends and now they want me to put it on the tumblr so jeeeez here we go read at your own risk
Dirk's figure glistened in the moonlight. His chiseled, naked back shone with a glory that Gamzee could barely behold without weeping. Orange suspenders dangled at his sides, his blue beanie t-shirt and tangerine bow tie stripped off of him and cast to the ground beside him. Dirk trembled in the dark, his hands pulling at his perfectly sculpted neon-red hair.
"I can't stand this fucking getup," Dirk growled. "I never should have agreed to this."
Gamzee walked up behind Dirk quietly. "You're still the same as before, bro," he said softly, placing a gray hand on Dirk's bare shoulder. The pink skin was smooth and soft to the touch.
"Right." Dirk kicked off one of his colorful shoes and hurled it off the edge of the cliff. "I'm exactly the same in my horrific goddamn mind. And now I'm dressed in all this stupid trickster crap, and I think my whole body is made of candy."
"What do you mean, brother?"
Dirk reached behind him and grasped Gamzee's hand, guiding it down to the small of his back. Gamzee's long fingers felt the moisture gathering between Dirk's shoulder blades, but it wasn't like regular sweat. It was… sticky.
"It's altering my bodily functions. I don't even wanna know what my shit looks like now. I can't believe I ever thought that this would make me happy. I'm an abomination."
Gamzee inhaled deeply. Then he lowered his head and slowly licked up Dirk's back. The human stiffened as his juggalo companion took a taste of sweet sugar water.
"You know, for an abomination, you're pretty tasty," Gamzee murmured in Dirk's ear.
Dirk stood in silence for a moment, his hands shaking, though it was no longer in anger. Gamzee gently placed his head on Dirk's shoulder. Dirk reached up hesitantly and felt Gamzee's soft ebony hair. The troll shifted his position and wrapped his arms around Dirk's smooth waist, feeling more of the saccharine perspiration gather on Dirk's chest.
"Gamzee…" Dirk whispered.
"Hey." Gamzee nuzzled his head into Dirk's neck. "You're the same as you were before. You're beautiful. You're just a little bit more… candy."
His gray hands slid up and stroked Dirk's crimson mane.
