one for the brojohns
you know how some dirkjake fans have a headcanon that beta bro used to flip through old issues of nat geo or watch old tapes with grandpa harley in them and pop a stiffy what if alpha dirk kept a stash of old tapes and recordings of renowned comedian john crocker and used them to stoke his boner
and kept it a secret from everyfuckingbody
what if hal spilled the beans for shits and giggles and dirk then had to deal with jane knowing he jerked off to her poppop



















