Me to diofthewild: You got plans today?
Di: Yeah, I'm going to the trails.
Me: Good. I wanna do something outside-y today so I want in on it.
Me (laughing): Fuck you, I'm not saying it again! You heard me!
Di (with a blend of excitement, pride, and disbelief): Really?
Me: Yes, really. Why not? It's a gorgeous day, it's hot but not hot as balls, I've got the day off, and I'm bored. I wanna go outside and you're my go-to outside-y person so I asked.
Di: Okay. We're gonna need some bug spray.
Me: We'll pick some up on the way.
Di: Cool. We'll leave around 3:30 and I'm sorry but I have to say it again:
So, Trump is going outside to play and then I'll hopefully get a margarita afterwards. Hopefully, the excercise will help with my writer's block...