》 kick-ass 2 ( @dinowatcher ) “he tried to teach his dog spanish.”
" SERIOUSLY ? and i thought my brother was a nerd that's---- what did he even teach it to say. " honestly zach could see gray trying something like that with the cat, not that there'd be any real RESULTS, but it was the thought that counted. queenie hissed more often than she mewed. he could hear the pair of them ( gray and whatever the other kid was called ) mouths working mile a minute about this kind of -saurus or that kind of -raptor, whatever. he tried to tune them out, way more interested in the DIMPLE-SMILED guy at his side to really care. it gave him an out, a genuine reason to ignore gray without bringing his mom's wrath down on him when they got home ---- it's not like zach actually CARED about any of the endless dinosaur facts that spilled from his brother. it had barely been half a day and he was already sick of it, and the crying, and the constant BICKERING. maybe having a little nerd friend would get the kid off his back for a couple hours. they'd been queuing for what felt like an hour, and just when he'd been thinking 'what use were the VIP passes if they still had to wait forever', he'd shifted too far forward and bumped into the guy in the next cutback of the line ( and man, was he grateful for gray right then and there, rant about the special edition JW pin attached to the guy's brother already half-way out of his mouth before zach had even managed to APOLOGISE ) .
