#dinkbutt

Everyone is talking about art, singing, and going to school and i’m just sitting here, Getting ready  to Jerk my Meat.

Such a good procrastinator, Like the fuckin best.  1:15 AM- “Ah well i should get back to practicing bass” Hands-start moving cursor to netbar “what are you doing, stop we don’t have time for this” fanfic.net “STOP, WE HAVE TO PRACTICE OTHER THINGS RIGHT NOW< NO READING FOR US!” opens google document “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING,WE CAN’T WRITE,PLUS HAVE TO FUCKING PRACTICE DIPSHITS” 1:30 AM-types out a thousand word fanfic begining “STOP IT RIG....wait a second, this isn’t half terrible shit, give yourselves a hand”*clapping ensues from my own pun* “Alright well lets practice now” fanfic.net “No, stop, stahp please leave the public out of personal embarasmment” publish new story “Shit stop, people won’t it’s me but i’ll know, thats what matters, for me just stop i give up, we’ll go to bed , how about that huh” story published “NNNOOOOOOO......”*one new msg* “Hey i was wondering if i could make a writing request” (wait fucking what, like 30 minutes have passed and somebody like a thing they asked for a fucking request, well holy shit i mighht have a very small hidden parsec of potential in me after all)  start grasping for guitar again “Gawd fuckin dammit, now you want to play,pricks”