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Chapter Posted! 


Work title: “Everything is Better, Part Six” 


Fandom: Community 
Pairing: Annie Edison/Jeff Winger 


Chapter title: “Heroic Origins” (9/?) 


Chapter summary: A saga of triumph, ingenuity, and passion

————— Another smile came, as did the glimpse of an entrepreneurial spirit. Thanos comically rubbed his hands together to get his uncle to laugh and ventured, “I was thinking...Agapitos mou Theios, you are not making proper use of our family name.” He wiggled his eyebrows and waited.

Kirios frowned, at first a bit befuddled. The family name went back centuries, to around 1400 AD. The first specific ancestor they could trace, and he knew because Thanos had been doing meticulous research on this for some reason and he couldn’t stop the dear boy, was an artist and painted vases depicting their now wares in group and solitary activities. The drawings and the actual devices were even mentioned in Aristophanes’ comedy Lysistrata. As he thought, it dawned on him what his nephew was proposing.

“Nooooo, Thanos! We use our name for the books, but our customers cannot know it! Our receipts…”

Thanos shook his head and laughed heartily before slapping his uncle (the nerve but alas he couldn’t be mad), and exclaiming, “If they know our name, they will love it! They will come! And more will then come!”

“How do you mean come?”

“In all ways.”’

Kirios scowled, but as his precocious nephew kept nonverbally coaxing him, he finally relented.

The Ye Olde Shoppe became Dildopolis.