You should 100% write a gloryhammer-esque album about siofra's adventures
This is one of the outright coolest damn anons Iāve ever gotten on this website.
For starters, excellent taste in cheesy power metal there, my good friend. For anyone that doesnāt know Gloryhammer, I highly encourage you to look up their two albums so far, āTales From the Kingdom of Fifeā andĀ āSpace 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizardsā
The first oneās about Scottish knights lead by a warhammer wielding man named Angus McFife who is off to kick the evil wizardās ass after he sends undead unicorns to invade us. The second one, which is my favorite of the two, is about Angusā descendant going into space to defeat evil wizards from the Hell dimension fighting alongside barbarian cyborgs who are Kings of California (hence my tumblrās blog title), dwarves with laser battleaxes, riding atop mechanical dragons as they go to free the multiverse. Itās all pretty kickass, feel good, party time type of metal, and I guarantee youāll have a huge smile on your face the whole time listening to this stuff even if you donāt normally do metal. Itās actually the kind of stuff I usually listen to. Gloryhammerās goofy as hell and I love them. BONUS: Itās founded by the vocalist of other goofy metal favorite Alestorm, so if you like them (I know I sure as fuck do) and wonder why Gloryhammer is giving off those kinds of vibes, well, same people!
Iām also amused you said this because I have a list of fictional bands and some of their albums and songs and backstories Iāve come up with and encourage people to act as if theyāre fans of/are members of and also let people use them for any writing/art projects they like (Sexwarriorās shown up as posters in the rooms of @iron-eaterās work). One of them isĀ āBattlecraftā which is a Gaelic folk metal band focused entirely on singing metal ballads about Siofra.
And if thatās the kind of content my audience wants, well, Iām no singer, but my most recent NaNoWriMo proved Iām good at coming up with lyrics and emulating many different musical genres.
This is going on my fridge tho, regardless, just for how good of an idea this is and proof that my audience and Siofra fans are the coolest people online.