Leaky Loonage recently dug up a once famous now retired Italian actor Mr. Joey Lasagne. He rose to fame in the year 1969 for his jaw-dropping performance as Man Hole in the film Privates of The Canadian.

JL: INTERVIEW ME

LL: How do you cut your hair?

JL: i cut my hair on the sharpness of my wit.

LL: How sharp is your wit?

JL: Sharper than a blade polished with the hopes and dreams of small children.

LL: What do you think the hopes and dreams of children are like?

JL: .. filled with an endless amount of happyness o3o

LL: Define happiness.

JL: Happyness is contentment you can share with others.

LL: What makes you content nowadays?

JL: Playing music.

LL: What kind of music do you play and why?

JL: Mostly piano but only because my friend stole my guitar and sold it for drugs.

LL: I see. Okay so tell us something about your involvement in this drug biz.

JL: Im not involved in it xD my ex-room-mate was and i never knew until he stole my guitar, laptop, and trust.

LL: Im sorry about that..

JL: Quite alright it was a long time ago.

LL: So what’s the most difficult part you have ever played?

JL: The preacher in-a cat on a hot tin roof.

LL: One last question sir..

JL: Okie doodily ask away

LL: What is your immediate urge besides hugging a slug?