Results of gay club excursion:
Ok so I go with a group of four, me and three other science campers. Well one of them forgot their ID so that was a great start to the night, so he and one girl stay back waiting for someone to come and bring the ID while me and fourth girl, Courtney, head on in. The drag show is happening and then to my left is literally the most adorable boy with glitter on his face and I needed to put him in my pocket, take him home, and fuck the shit out of him. I was not at all being subtle but whatevs. So the drag show ends and I want to dance with him and as soon as the dancing starts he disa-fucking-pears into thin air. I didn't see him the rest of the night.Â
During the drag show though, I startled Courtney because I saw Logan (loganlicious) across the way and screamed and immediately bolted. Yes, Logan, I basically treated you like a celebrity whose autograph I needed, and it was totally fucking worth it. Too bad we couldn't dance together; I thought about joining you on the stage but I knew I was too tall to be that high up lol.
Anywayyyyy, so I'm looking for glitter kid and see a guy who's kind of cute checking me out so I immediately am just like "Guess I better go dance with him" so I go over and dance with Courtney next to him and then he asks me to dance a bit. Then....middlemiddlemiddle as Jake lovingly says, we danced for like a half hour, periodically making out during the dancing. It was amazing. I have no idea who this kid is; I named him Mitch because he looks like he'd be a Mitch (or maybe a Chris since he looked a little like tasteofchris). Anyway, that was really fun and now it's 3am so I'm gonna shower and go to beddddd.
'Twas a good night.
Seriously, glitterface was even more adorable than this penguin.














