#diet failed

👩 : Uhhmm Darling, did you gain weight?

🧔 : Nope! Still the same for the past few months and will always be the same *proud*

👩 : Are you sure?

🧔 : Of course.. I've been working out so much to maintain my weight and ..... *Bla bla bla*

👩 : Uhhmm.. 'kay

A few moments later, came back from grocery stores and finding him curling up in the corner of the room

👩 : You alright?

🧔 : *looking at me with sad puppy eyes*

👩 : Babe, what's wrong? *Start to worry* are you okay?

🧔 : *start to cry* I'm gaining MORE weight! 😭😭😭

Me: Mom, I'm going on a diet tomorrow!

Mom: Okay sweety! Good luck!

Me: Thanks! ^.^

*The next day*

Me: I'm hooome!

Mom: Oh hey! How was at school today?

Me: Boring... I feel so tired!

Mom: Ohh! Don't worry and come to kitchen to see what mommy made to you.

Me: What.....?

Me: *Go to kitchen*

Mom: Surprise!

Me: Oh nooo! Mom!! Why did you do all my favorite food? Why mom? Why?

Mom: What? Aren't you happy?

Me: Mom...do you remember what I said yesterday?

Mom: Umm....?

Me: Today I'm on a diet! I'm on a diet mom! Why you always cook my favorite food when I can't eat? WHY?

Mom: Ohh stop complaining and go wash your hands! Hurry up before the food get cold!

Me: Mom, I won't talk to you anymore...

*20 minutes later*

Me: Phew! That was delicious!

Mom: I'm glad you liked it!