#dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hi dickbin 👋

bro like the tone of voice he used when interrogating that guy?!?! I’m glad I wasn’t standing up cause my knees would have buckled WHO SAID THAG

bro and the JOY he had when his face was inches from that guys, gun pointed at him

like lord I’m tethered by my lawful good chains and my stronger than rock moral compass but I’d commit a crime or two if it means getting tortured by him

ANYWAYS, this has me thinking about a criminal!reader being interrogated by him…..

like cmon, their faces are inches apart, reader can smell the bubblegum on his breath, and he’s smirking at them so arrogantly while the cold metal of the gun is pressed against their head

Reader just wanting to punch him and so they are struggling against their bounds and all Lohen does is LAUGH

oh he thinks it’s SO FUNNY that reader is trying to escape

which only makes reader more pissed off

if one wanted to make this scenario even better…..READER COULD TAUNT LOHEN and be like “I know you won’t shoot, you need me alive”

AND MAYBE HE DOES, MAYBE THEY NEED READER FOR SOMETHING, SOME KIND OF INFORMATION.

Yeah anyways, I’m unwell.

IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE i truly have not been able to think straight since that trailer dropped like genuinely my pussy is doing all my thinking for me for the foreseeable future im so sorry😭😭😭

GOD WAIT and what if there was a contrast between the almost-flirty lilt in his voice and the way he acts vs the way he's not even remotely fucking around. like.

"you won't shoot me, you need me alive."

"oh, is that right??" lohen takes a few slow steps until he's standing between your legs, still bound to the chair, savoring the way you're trying to look brave.

he leans in, just a bit, and his voice lowers like he's telling you a secret. "you wanna gamble with that idea?" his eyes narrow and a cruel grin spreads across his face... before he brings his finger to the trigger, tilting it just barely to the left enough to miss, before firing.

1. Roommate!Iwa who's been having a dogshit time at work recently and reader offers him a back and neck massage to help him de-stress, and it ends up with reader straddling his legs as he's face down shirtless in her bed so all he can smell is her shampoo and poor Iwa gets hard enough that he's twitching his hips trying not to start humping the mattress. and then reader tells him to roll over so she can work on his shoulders. so now reader is sitting on his thighs like an inch from where he's hard enough in his pants he's going to DIE if he can't cum, leaned over with her hands on his shoulders and chest and her tits are RIGHT THERE- he's gotta go change his boxers. Like right now.

2. FWB!Osamu where reader and Samu have been in love since like forever but neither of them will admit it so they're both going into this with a "I'm using them and I'm gross for doing so but this is all I can get and so I'm gonna take it, plus this is the LAST TIME" mentality but it's never the LAST TIME and every time he kisses reader's neck and fucks her so slow and deep and hard he's trying to say "I love you" and every time reader cards her fingers through his hair and kisses him like he's the only source of oxygen in the room and whimpers "Samu, more" into the wet space between them what she means is "I love you back"

Anyway I want Iwa and Samu to spitroast me dp me have me every which way etc etc etc

love youuuuu and your worrrrrrrk 🐑

i feel like iwa is always the one giving massages so i love the thought of him being the one to get one instead. and then he's so overwhelmed by reader straddling him........the smell of her.........knowing he's in her bed.................????? trying to disguise the way his dick is begging for even a tiny fraction of relief as he slowly increases the pressure he's pushing into the mattress with???????????????/ i'm unwell.

and then you hit me with fwb!osamu do you want me to dieeeeeeeeee. the way he can't hide his feelings in the way he fucks???????????????

samu x reader x iwa solid rarepair i'm here for it my body is ready.

I tried to take a picture but the writing isn't clear enough due to bad quality, so I'm just gonna type it out instead

(TW: mentions of Self-Starvation, thoughts about pills and drug use, thoughts about overdosing drugs, wanting to SH, Suicidal thoughts, thoughts about hanging, etc, I just look mentally ill at this point)