#diebro

yo so i found a cockroach crawling on the wall next to me and after about 10 minutes of battling it to the death it escaped, so 15 minutes later i see a cockroach crawling along the wall and i'm all like holy shit you little bastard how'd you get there, it ran under my bed and eventually it crawled out on the other side and i smashed that motherfucker, i smashed him so hard that i killed his whole entire family in austrailia, his dad mark, his mom mary, all of them, dead. fuck that cockroach and fuck his family