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Today I pulled up to a set of railroad tracks in the work van and jokingly yelled ‘choo choo motherfucker’ out the window, much to the amusement of my passenger, only to realize one horrified moment later that there were two old men sitting under a tree right on the other side of the road who undoubtedly heard me screaming obscenities out the window.
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a conversation with alyshmally
her: (looking at a plant) huh. ‘Wandering Jew’.
me: what?
her: ‘Wandering Jew’. That’s the name of this plant.Â
me: cool. I’ll bet it does great in the desert.
her: *dies*
Six characters: Garrus Vakarian, that weird shit sticker set on Facebook, Snape, GLaDOS as potato, Bard the Bowman, Jareth the Goblin King.
Ugh, you and your weird fascination with those shit stickers. Anyway.
Push off a cliff: The sociopathic potato. She’s great and all, until she figures out how to kill me.Kiss: Bard. Shameless makeouts with the Bowman, but he has kids. I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.Marry: The sniper rebel of my heart, Garrus ‘Archangel’ Vakarian. Alien boyfriend forever.Set on Fire: YOUR DUMB SHIT STICKERS, MY GOD.Wrap a Blanket around: Snape. Highly problematic, but not so problematic I feel the need to drop him off a cliff.Be Roommates with: Jareth. Once I got used to all the glitter, I’m sure we’d get along just fine. Also, shamelessly wanna borrow his clothes.
why are there so many assholes in the world?
me before summer: ah summer! ready for summer. summer is great. sun, heat, summer.
me during summer: this is the worst and I'm actually dying. we need another ice age.
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Literally lost a Facebook friend last night thanks to a particularly successful rickroll. No regrets.
