#dickwrestler

i got some because ya i might but yeahs idk i would bring some too but yeahs i bearly have anymore room tbh

*mom voice* dont forget to bring feminine napkins honey!!! (srsly tho dont)

oH PAULINE yeah of course I know her!

So about pauline…

she draws and i’m proud at how much she has improved/is improving over the years

she has a clubpenguin account where she got membership for a week and ???

on christmas/friend’s birthdays/valentines she makes these rlly cute gifts that throws everyone else’s out of the water

she can withstand the heat of a million suns no joke (she practically hot glued her hand and she was indifferent it???)

we met in fourth grade where we bonded over a website called girlsense and later on superpokepets and our birthdays

she likes like the empanadas that our school serves for breakfast for free

she is a cute hobbit

she spoiled the hunger games series for me two years back so i knew that finnick died however i read mockinjay in secret so then one day i would say “I finished the hunger games series. real or not real?” (cheesy i know)

OH last year i ironically said to get me cheesy puns for my birthday so she got me a can of cheese literally and a sock of puns/pick up lines and i gave her the same minus the cheese, but it was A sock. just one, not a pair. one. sock.

she makes/has awesome hair accessories that she could sell and she wears like one a day it’s rly cute

the reason she is anime is because i sent her the rin/len paper planes/prisoner songs and from vocaloid to fruits basket the anime tree grew

hello reiko this is robo 9000 here for cheer up because robots do these things (some do it in wierd ways dont ask them they into kinky stuff)

ohhhh my go d pauline 

but shhhhhHHH the only cheerin up i need is hameru's timey powers so i could study/do work/etc 

i kno

u selling out to da man??????????????

hello this is dog. dog worried. yes talk dog. dog with talk. you talk. talk talk with dog.

namstatic replied to your post "al ways it ALWAYS happ ens in the winter if this conti nues...”

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO CRY NO CRY BE HAPPY NO CRY PLS MOM GETS WORRIED BBY ARE YOU OKAY WAT

ohhHHH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE THE BESTEST BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER HAVE but EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW OK NO TEARS (actually only happy tears from these replies omg) AND EVERYTHING IS FINE NO NEED TO WORRY!!! reiko took the night to settle down and all is GOOD!!! 

dog, mom, Y'ALL CAN GO HOME NOW OK EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT 

wtf is a bistro u talkin bout the cruddy food area?????????/ and idk i dont like that booth things because i know people hwho are evil and they sat their buts there

it's like a dine in theater, but it's just a swivel table and REALLY plush chairs and like cheesy bacon fries/other food that normal theaters don't have (like burgers I think?)- thankfully it was the same price as the regular theater (but it was practically fo free because of my gift card for that typing thing long time ago heh)