#dicktectives

Luca sat at his desk in his office, handing Wren some case files for his ongoing investigation. Everything going on in the office was strictly unofficial business, he was helping the hunter with some leads and didn’t need his bosses or underlings to know about it. He couldn’t help the way his eyes lingered on Wren’s taut muscles as he reached for the papers, saying “And as always, it can’t lead back to me.” but his thoughts, however, were more sinful. ‘I wonder if Wren could manhandle me with those strong arms of his. Restrain me and show me who the boss really is in my office. Force me down on my knees and-’ Clearing his throat to discard they wayward lusty thoughts he gave Wren a nod, letting him know that was all and he could leave if he wished to. 

Me: it's teeth time! My phone's charger is dying... And my phone next to it has a notification... idk and I call it a Chingow... Annie: Chinggow!? Is that even a word? Me: it's a Spanish word that means whore. She laughs and the Dictectives laugh into stitches! Dicktectives: she called her phone a whore! Jesse laughs... Jesse: only you bae... you know anyone else that calls their phone a whore? Me: no I don't think so... Michelle might.... Jesse: that made my night bae! Only you and Michelle! Except I know Michelle calls whomever is causing the phone to beep a chinggow, including you. You just call the phone!