#dicksney

Tragedy. The only way to describe it. Horror, grief, and so much loss. Dwarves are an inherently magical race, but all the knowledge in the world can't break a spell so evil. A sleep akin to death. Forever young, but forever gone. It breaks their hearts.

But the girl, their Snow White, is just as beautiful as she was in life. There's no denying her now-immortalized perfection. With their minds put together, the grieving dwarves build a casket of glass. She is laid to rest on a short pedestal, her head so delicately propped on her very favorite pillow, and each of her loyal little men say a sweet word over her form.

That should have been all. Grief is a powerful emotion, dragging the dwarves to visit their Snow White well into the winter after her passing, to profess quiet wants and desires to perfect ears. All were aware of the others' coping methods. Out of respect, none brought attention to the sometimes missed streaks of release adorning her final resting place.

Seven men to do the chores, tidy the house, eat that pussy.

Say what you want to say about the schematics of a home made for stout mythical men, but a little roof adjusting for the sake of a pretty princess that gleefully helps with mundane tasks whenever her delicate sensibilities allow? Not an issue.

But being so sheltered comes with its own problems, and that eagerness extends to just about everything the poor girl missed out on, under the watchful eye of a dastardly mother. She takes to polishing poles easily, an oral fixation (that would later prove near-deadly) combined with being impishly happy at the welcome groan her seven new housemates make when she swallows one load after another.

They've been operating just fine prior to her arrival, handling things amongst themselves and divvying up chores or pleasure, but Snow's brought a breath of fresh air to it all. It's nice to come home to a clean house and not have to mind sweeping or bedsheet washing.

Just a clean home, polished windows, and their princess sprawled across three beds pushed together, dragging her fingertips over her slick cunt with bright rosy cheeks.

The Process

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Fandoms: Homestuck, Dishonored, Furi, D•sney at this time.

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Rapunzel sparks something in him. Bright and yearning and beautiful in a way he never would have known without her. There’s a guilt in that, stealing her away from her tower (even if she insisted on doing it herself) and exposing her to the terrors of the real world (even if she... managed them all just fine) and...

Well.

Admittedly, he’s a bit of a chauvinist. She’s a capable girl. Trusting, naive to a degree about all the ways the world works, heart not quiet calloused. But she can hold her own, survive. Maybe he’s jealous of that ease, and the idea makes Eugene laugh to himself with an armful of bread and cheese, caught in the way her golden hair reflects sunlight.

Maximus stands proudly behind him, chuffing in amusement as Rapunzel spins and skips across the small city market square. She gathers all manner of partners, children and men who look nervous to sway off-beat but fall prey to her beaming smile, and women who fluster but flutter into place at her enthusiasm. It’s impressive.

Almost as impressive as her convincing him to join in. Granted, the horse helped.

He laments the fallen meal items, but he’s caught up in the arms of a broad man with silver in his hair. Eugene smiles, halfway between nervous and interest. He’s not a bad-looking guy, even pinks at the ears when he realizes the notorious Flynn Rider is matching him step for step. Their hips align, thighs brushing, fingers curling together.

When he’s given off to the next dancer, a spritely girl with red hair hanging in thick curls, Eugene smolders all over again. She laughs, delighted, and spins him with enough force that he nearly knocks into Rapunzel. The beat changes, partners shift, he’s cradled by an older lady as the redhead takes Rapunzel’s calloused hands. They dance bosom to bosom, the young blonde’s cheeks warming with her bright grin.

It’s there again. That spark. Bright and yearning and beautiful.

As husband and wife, one day, they’ll be fresh from a different kind of dance. Something more intimate, his hands splayed over her back and bare thighs and wet with her arousal as they struggle to breathe naturally again. Eugene figures he’ll ask her then, whether she felt something... special in that square, with the redhead and the half-dozen blushing girls after her.

Dave x Vriska [Hand Fetish] — OG POSTS 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR  

Dirk x Roxy [Waking Somno] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Roxy [Waking Somno 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk [Trans Masturbation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy [Goddess Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Multiple [Haywire Hormones] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom [Heels] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Aurora x Multiple [Somno Impreg] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Caliborn [Viewport Voyeur] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom x Dad E [Swinging] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Terezi [Body Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Rosebot [Robophilia] — OG POSTS 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Karkat [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Hal [Oversensitive] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Roxy [Trans Makeup] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Davesprite [Trans Sprite] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jake [Haircut] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Karkat x Roxy [Hacking Handjob] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy (x Dirk) [Godly Pining] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Just The Tip] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Alpha Bro x Alpha Mom [Distraction] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Underskirt Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Rose [Thumb Sucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Condie x Karkat [Nookwarming] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Vriska (x Dave) [Oral Lesson] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Snow White [Multi] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Kanaya [Vampirism Stand-in] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Grandpa Harley x Beta Bro / Beta Mom [Fringe Benefits] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Roxy [Trans Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Roxy [Monsterfucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Roxy [Surrogate Breeding] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Finger Sucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

PM x Jack Noir [Revenge Sex] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Multi [Lipstick Marking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Roxy x John [Phone Sex] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dirk x Dave [Hand Fetish] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Roxy [Kissing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy [Lipstick Marking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Hal x Roxy [Audiophile] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Roxy (x Rose) [Just Watching] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Kanaya (x Rose) [Dollification] — OG POST 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR

Lil Seb x Jane [Sex Toy] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Aranea (x Brain Ghost Dirk) [Manipulation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x John [Body Writing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Corvo x Jessamine [Distraction] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Dave [Trans Bondage] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Dave [First Time Topping] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Rose [Voice Kink] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Song x Rider [Wanting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Kanaya [Chest Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Aradia x Tavros [Assisted Fingering] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Kanaya [New Relationship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dirk x Eridan [Feminization] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x June [Communication] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom X Dad E [Sexting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Song x Rider [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dave x Jane [Aphrodisiac] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Baby Fever] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dave x Rose [Indirect Voyeurism] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Multiple [Pantyhose Tear 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR  

Beta Mom x Rose [Mommy's Girl] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Karkat x Strilondes [Mass Flirtation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Sollux x Aradia [Teasing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x John / Dave x Jade [Haywire Hormones 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

John x Tavros [Playfighting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Mom x Dave x Rose [Nursing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Trans Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rapunzel x Eugene [Flirting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Dave [Time Loop] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Eridan x Kanaya [Collar] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Life Player Fertility — OG POST || TO BE EXPANDED ON?

June x Jade [Frotting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rosy (x Dirk) [Anonymous] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Piercings] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Rose [Topless] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Roxy [Kissing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk x Roxy [Post Trickster] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Alpha Bro x Roxy [First Date] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

John x Multiple [Retcon Hands] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

June x Jade [Birthday Blowjob] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Radiance x Hollow [Imprisoned] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk x Jake x Jane [Sharing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Feferi x Condie [In Victory] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Jade [Assurances] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Caliborn x Dirk — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Davesprite [Trans Sprite 2] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk [Facials] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Snow White x Multiple [Somno] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Jake x Roxy [Cockwarming] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Signless x Karkat [Coaxing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Horrorterrors [Transformation] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Snowman x Stitch [Measurements] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Jane [Masturbation] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Last updated February 28, mirrored posts onto AO3 & links. Page 18.

Yeah, absolutely. I’m pretty versatile with kinks and applying them to ships, but there are a few that just feel better / feel right when together.

Sometimes it’s about the kink itself fitting one character in particular and in the process of being shipped with another, I could see the characters mutually exploring / being excited by it. Examples being: Dave x Roxy and any form of mommy kink, Rose x Roxy and body worship, Dirk x Many People and (auto) erotic asphyxiation, Corvo x Outsider and void tentacles, Beast x Belle and breeding kinks.

Meanwhile, some kinks I don’t really see the characters performing together or apart so I don’t really make content about it. But at the same time, I can typically be swayed if you have the right pitch. It took me years to admit that my interest in somnophilia began with Aurora and hasn’t stopped since. (Or maybe Snow White. Who fucking knows.)