#dicknick

No because Gumshoe's ENTIRE plan after getting fired was being Nick's MALE WIFE

Granted. He can't cook much else than instant noodles. BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.

He really showed up and said "Alright, you just do your thing and I keep your office clean and cook for you."

He was so ready for that?????

Also, he put his whole Gumshussy into helping Phoenix. The SECOND Phoenix said Maya got kidnapped?? He was ready to spill every secret. Gumshoe is a real one.

This specific drawing is inspired by Pearl wanting to make salad and Phoenix going "i don't think I've ever bought salad before."

So my brain went "What if.. Pearl taught Gumshoe how to make salad" she's passing on the knowledge of idk. Healthy food

Also... The ship name is dicknick. How is there barely even the remotest content for them??