Crack one shot I’ll probably never write
Lex gets his hair back and Dick takes one look at him and swoons because Lex Luthor now has thick luxurious red silky hair and it makes Dick’s knees weak
Dick, looking at Kon: Can you get me a date with your dad :)
Kon:
Kon: You want to date Clark??? Im not - I - We dont talk
Dick: No! Ew. Clark is like an uncle to me. I meant, your other dad 👀
Kon:
Kon: You want me to set you up with Lex fucking Luthor???










