It's ya girl 🍬anon to give you my Dick List from biggest to smallest, my opinion. The characters next to each other have the same dick size. Asterisk means there may be something up (my previous ask about Shion's dick can explain). I can't really give sizes because I'm not a science girl, so my numbers would probably be way off.
One last thing I see Jiro's dick as a bit scratchy because I had a dream I was being fucked by a zombie once and it's dick was deliciously scratchy 🤤. Because come on he's got to have something going on with his dick with the nickname "Frankenstein".
No objections here! All of that tracks!
And no worries about not assigning numbers, because science will tell you there’s really no way of knowing from someone’s physique or racial stereotype.
Alan remains the reigning dick champ, as he should be. I can see Towa and Ren having the same size and length to girth proportion.
And Jiro.. man. That’s the reason his title is “monster.” I bet it’s scarred, especially closer to the base. I can just see little criss-crossed faint lines that add more texture than his veins. Hell, I could see that he might have had a reduction to remove an inch or two. Enough to still be big, but less of a problem. I just really like the idea of a ring of butterfly stitch scars around it that never properly healed. He still has feeling in it ofc, maybe a bit less so his endurance is off the charts. Moreso than Alan’s because I can see Alan getting over excited at times. Poor baby’s held himself back so much
The direct Elias and Jin comparison reminded me of the campus story where Elias goes and apologizes to Jin in his room. What if the comparison happened then? Like he walked in on Jin jerkin it and it turned into a soggy biscuit scenario when Tohma came in to serve him tea.
Ohhh to be that biscuit 🤤
I really dig that Luca, Yuri and Leo are often agreed to be on the smaller end. I see them as firmly in the below average zone - but that’s not to say they’re lesser for it in appeal. That gives a great opportunity to get revenge on Yuri for calling us worm by teasing him about (and maybe stepping on) his little worm. It could instill a Pavlovian effect any time he says the word after that. He’d get all blushy and start leaking pre.
