okay so Dick HAS to be the shortest okay?? Okay. For reference, in this little imaginative piece, Dami has grown up, he’s not growing anymore!! Also Timmy is trans.

Dick: well, surely B and Jason don’t count-

Tim: why wouldn’t they count?

Damian, probably in the process of adopting a pigeon: why would your father and eldest little brother not count, Richard?

Dick: because of all the chemicals, and toxins, and Lazarus pit— argh! Never mind! (He then stomps off because thats the funniest outcome)

dick: okay so I might be the smallest, but if you think about it, B, dad, if you think about it, all of the toxins and Gotham air pollution probably made you taller. And- and Duke’s a meta. Love him but still, I think that’s part of why he’s so tall. B, nodding along: alright..?

Dick: and Tim started testosterone when he was thirteen so surely-

Tim, literally just walking past, completely deadpan: transphobia.

Dick, who knows Tim knows what he meant. Who has SEEN Tim and Jason call each other ‘ex-dead’ and ‘ex-girl’ (I’m trans don’t @ me, I would not mind if a friend called me an ex-girl): Tim, you know what I-

dick, to Bruce: Right, so surely it’s only Cass and Dami who count, right?