So consider this: a *threesome* between hook cruella and dick!james. The subby painslut pirate against the most sadistic doms
Ah, two Dick!James loving anons. AREN’T YOU GLAD HE’S BACK?
And yes... now James with Cruella in the Underworld, like, if you take half my old canon from The Man Comes Around and Hook and Dick!James have a history, well it’s all there. Hook arrives in the Underworld, James finds out and wants a reconciliation, half way through the tearful, emotional reunion violence and begging James’s his lady comes home, drunk, and Hook doesn’t really get a say in how it pans out from there.
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I just found out dick!james is coming back to the show, and i was wondering if you might ever consider writing more trash for him. I mean hes in the underworld a place of suffering and a certain pirate is now in the underworld and presumably very broken and in need of some twisted version of "comfort"
Ohhhhhhhhh. I KNOW. I AM THRILLED.
If they are in the same scene!
Or even not. I am just excited about Hook being in the Underworld in general. THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE OMG.
Is that captain charming with original james a oneshot? its so fun and filthy i was wondering if you where continuing it
I’ve not really decided. As I said in the comments, I might if it feels like people want it. There is obviously potential for a longer story in the Storybrooke parts where Charming is clearly going to escape and then I guess, in the interests of keeping them together, taking Hook as some kind of hostage.
So, you know, maybe. It’s a really fun idea. The difficult bit is the EF storyline
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Captain Hook | Killian Jones/Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan, Captain Hook |Killian Jones/Original Prince James
Characters: Captain Hook | Killian Jones, Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan, Original Prince James
Additional Tags: Bondage, BDSM, Handcuffs, Knifeplay, Canonical Character Death, Dark One Cora
Summary:
I ship hook so hard with dick!james who’s cruel nasty and sadistic, and then meeting charming in storybrooke and being like?????
Aka The other Captain Charming story
For you dick!James anon and the other anon that wanted this.
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Dick!james anon, Your continuing it thats great. I wasnt that anon but im so glad that they agree that you should continue what your doing so far is really good suffering pretty hook is a wonderful hook, especially when hes begging to be hurt. Also in my opinion birth was a really good episode but i might be biased because i really just focused on colins pretty hurt face.
I am glad it is working for you anon. We seem to be on the same page wrt Hook and OUAT in general. I agree with you about Birth. It was a great episode for my interests. This anon also made the same point, so, yay there are three of us who are here for Colin’s sad-face acting choices.
All I actually want from that show is some Swan Queen ship teasing, and Colin’s face either doing that, someone is killing a puppy in front of me thing, or the, I’m going to communicate pain by looking like I’m having an orgasm thing. For everything else, I keep my expectations ON THE FLOOR.
And hence, OUAT is my fave show and Birth is one of my fave episodes.
I’m thinking of compiling a best OUAT ruined-Hook moments. What are the best ones: Hook getting beaten nearly to death by Gold on his own ship in The Outsider, Hook tied up in the clock tower being forced by Greg and Tamara to see that Gold is alive (he is so hot in this scene I was permanently damaged), Gold beating Hook up after he’s just been hit by a car…. no wonder Golden Hook is my favourite. It is nearly always him.
Or perhaps it is nearly always a Dark One. What has happened to that anon that told me that Dark Magic itself was in love with Hook? I headcanon that so hard.
But I digress. I have worked out the Hook/Dick!James story and it will be done in a few days.
i was wondering (not to be a pest) if you where going to continue that dick captain charming thing its really good and ive never really read a fic with the real awful prince james in it so your fic is quite intresting.
Yes! Yes! Are you same anon who requested it?I guess not, cuz you didn’t say so. ANYWAY I’ve done a bunch more since I posted a snippet and I’m a bit stuck where the stories go next. I like what I’ve got. I’d love to finish it. Here’s everything I’ve done. Suggestions for who these stories work out. The EF one can just be PWP (but doesn’t have to be), but what the hell happens in Storybrooke?
*
Hook laughed, throwing his head back, raising his ale and slamming it back on to the tavern table with a foamy splatter. Another successful run made for Pan. Another step closer to getting what he wanted. He was bubbling with triumph. And the hand on his shoulder and the lips at his ear, when they appeared, were not unwanted or unexpected. This was his kingdom, afterall. James. Prince James. He felt the thick, leather-clad thigh against his hip and shivered, mouth dry.
“The alley? Or would you prefer I fuck you over this table and make you scream in front of all of them?”
Hook tipped his head back to look at James. His mouth shook. He couldn’t speak. “Sir,” he managed on a whisper, eyes going wide.
“Forget that, I didn’t mean for you to decide, filth.” said James. “Just follow me.” And James turned away, leaving Hook panting.
He recovered himself quickly. He’d done so before. “Excuse me, lads,” he announced to the assembled company of crew and revellers. “I have a bit of business to attend to.”
None of them had noticed they James. They cheered as he scraped his chair back, turned about made for the door. His dick was hard before his feet were on the cobbles.
*
“Storybrooke,” Cora said. And he was happy that she was happy.
They docked. Plans were made, plans were changed. She reunited with her daughter. He skinned his Crocodile, eventually. And when Cora became the new Dark One a great deal of Storybrooke ended up a smoking ruin. But they washed up in the Rabbit Hole celebrating triumph, with a cowed, resigned Evil Queen, her confused son, a recently re-animated dragon and a mixed collection of halflings and monsters he recognised from the forest.
Hook leaned into Cora. He had been seated at her right-hand. Life was going to be sweet now, he was sure of it. “Where’s, uh, where’s James?” he whispered.
“Who, dear?” Cora said, her glittering green expression, irritated. She had been talking to the miniaturised giant she’d insisted on bringing along. She did not appreciate the interruption.
“James. King George’s son,” he gestured to George a little way down the table. “I’m sure I’ve seen him about the place. He’s one of ours. Has our way of thinking. And he can be rather entertaining.”
Cora looked down, directly at Hook’s crotch. She missed little. “I see,” she said, with a small smirk, and then leant over to call down the table, “George! I say, George! What happened to your wretch of a son?”
George looked up. “Him?” he made a pained expression. “He’s in the cells, I believe. He’s going to need talking round.”
“Really?” Hook frowned, not sure why James would need such assurances, nevertheless, it seemed a golden opportunity to get one of the most thrilling people he knew alone. He stood up. “Then let me speak to him.”
Cora waved him away. His dick was hard before his feet were on the sidewalk.
*
As soon as they were behind the tavern, James grabbed Hook’s collar in both hands and slammed him up agains the wall. Hook moaned, rolling his head back, showing his neck. “Oh yes,” he breathed. “Yes. Do it.”
“Eager as ever, pirate?” James said, touching Hook’s bared neck with three fingers, tracing his pulse, softly, teasing. “You really are such filth, aren’t you.”
“Aye, Majesty. That I am.” He gasped a ragged breath, desperate. “Spit in my mouth, sire.”
James laughed. He slipped his fingers over Hook’s jaw and pried his mouth open. Hook’s breathing stuttered and James made him wait a moment like that, lips wide, before spitting viciously onto Hook’s tongue. Hook groaned with pleasure as James pressed his mouth closed again, running the pads of his fingers over Hook’s lips. “Any more demands?” James said, sounding amused, like perhaps tonight he was planning to indulge every one of the pirate’s whims.
Hook found James’s eyes and gazed into them. “Hurt me,” he said, soft, lips moving against James’s warm fingers. “Hurt me and use me, sir.” He lowered his head. “Majesty.”
“Cute,” said James, lifting Hook’s chin so he found his eyes again. “But if you want things from me, you should be on your knees, begging your prince for such favours.”
Hook dropped like a stone.
*
In the Sheriff’s station, Hook stared at James through the bars of his cell. He looked different somehow - like his fire was out. When James looked at him, he looked puzzled.
“So, what’s all this, mate?” Hook said, propping himself up on the desk to look at James, stretching out his long legs and hoping he looked just as appealing as something to ruin as ever he had. Cora had told him all about the curse, that James would have believed himself someone else for years, but all the memories had been restored now, so why was James looking at him like he had no idea who he…
“Get away from him!”
Hook rolled his eyes and glanced lazily over at the two women in the cell next to James’s. He recognised them: Emma Swan and Snow. He leered, happy to see them locked up again. “Oh, of course,” he drawled. “You two again. It’s like you can’t keep away from me.”
“Yeah, yeah,” said Emma. “Believe me, if I had any choice about looking at you right now, I’d take it.”
“What do you want with David?” said Snow.
“David?” Hook looked at James. “Who’s David?”
“I am,” said James.
*
“And you can kiss my boots while you’re down there, pirate,” James said. And Hook moaned as he did so. Lips to the leather, dick dripping inside his breeches. He took his time.
“What will it be this time?” said James as Hook lifted his head, sitting back on his heels. “Are you going to scream for me? Scream and beg and cry? You are so pretty when you cry.”
“Thank you, sir, yes. Yes I want to. Make me.”
James smiled. “I do like an invitation,” he said as he grabbed Hook hard by the hair and sharply crunched his knee into Hook’s face.
Hook cried out, head going back and hitting the wall behind him, blood flying. When he looked back at James he had a split lip and a bruise blooming across his cheek.
“Nice,” James murmured, touching the blood.
Hook was panting from pain and arousal. Hips jerking. He stared at James, who still had fingers wound in Hook’s hair. “More,” Hook said, a rasping whisper, but loud enough for James to hear. “Please, more.”
James laughed, loud in the tiny alley and kicked out at Hook again, hitting his shoulder, twisting, so Hook crumpled into the gap between James and the alley wall. James dropped onto Hook’s body, straddling his waist. “Well then, my love,” he said, pushing Hook’s chin up with the heel of his hand, “is it time for the knife?”
Dick!James anon, yay your writing it!! Hook and Dick!James are wonderfully awful together mostly because James lacks Davids stuffy moral codes. I really do miss sleazy hook, and (not surprising) tiny is the episode that includes Dick!James and hook provoking charming till charming shoves him up against a wall and chokes him all while hook is smirking, i mean seriously Dick!James and Hook are a match made in trash smut hell, so thank you so so much for writing something on this rare rare pairing.
‘Tiny’ is a very important episode for our purposes. It is also a great episode for Hook limping awkwardly around the place saying big words and being lusted over by Grumpy. (I ship Grumpy Hook.)
