#diceshaming

The ritual is complete!! I have my #dice purification circle. These are also the traitorous dice, to why I felt enough was enough... And to #embroider this in the first place. So here I am, also publicly #diceshaming them, they deserve it! * * The languages on it are #cthulhuian, #Elven, #runic, #Chinese, and #moonglyphs. Just to be sure! Hopefully my dice will learn to behave, and understand numbers exist higher than 4! * * I wanted it to look "geeky ritual" rather than anything too real or anything, since it's mostly a joke, with a tiny bit of #dicesuperstition! I hope you like it though. * * The DM is banned from using it though, not only because he is the DM, but because he is a "hater" who doesn't believe this is going to work! But how else are my dice meant to learn!?? * * #embroidering #embroidery #roleplaying #gaming #geek #nerd #lovecraft #cthulhu #dungeonsanddragons #DnD #dndcampaign #dicerolling

Rolled initiative. Got a 1. My initiative bonus is -1.

"I roll to seduce the armorer." #dnd #shit #charismafail #diceshaming

Off to dice jail with you, little buddy. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dandd #5e #fifthedition #dice #diceshaming #d20

I built this after some fairly terrible rolls across the board last session. Now we all have something to threaten misbehaving dice with! #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dandd #5e #fifthedition #dice #diceshaming #dicejail #propmaking

Calling out bad dice. #wargaming #diceshaming (at DePue, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChyG4O3OOcF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Oh dear the end is coming, one players dice rolled one after the other all resulted in Nat 1..... They all ended up in dice jail for the session! #dnd #dnd5e #diceshaming #dice #diceset #dungeonsanddragons5e #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster (at The Dice Cup) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzm7JxDh2FV/?igshid=12ju06yd5yfmq