#diary posting

I'm fascinated by the way that people choose their usernames bc the way i got my user was when lil ol'kid me misspelled the word important as inportant and by virtue of no one else being dumb enough to write it like that it has now become the default for every single platform i use.

dropped a cooking pot on the back of my hand earlier today in work and now its all bruised and swollen but still usable and my mam is on the phone telling my dad to tell me that i should go to the caredoc and my grandad (who is in a hospital bed beside her because he is actually probably ill) can be heard saying she can have this one i’ll go home i’m all better now its been a full week (it has been a day and a half) she can have this bed sure she won’t even have to wait in line. and now my mam is like. stop trying to put your shoes back on jesus you were actually bleeding internally for a hot minute there. and my granny can also be heard in the background going can you do that. can you swap out beds. she doesn’t even have the same surname surely they’d say no