#dhorvba

   "Alright-- who had waffles for breakfast? Waffles with some kind of fruit topping?" She turned around, looking around the subway station. "Okay, someone is really freaking pleased about their darn waffles and I can see it a mile away."

YELLS ABOUT DEBT AND HOW IT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY but yeah that’s a major peeve of mine when people suggest something and then get all passive-aggressive about it. I’M ROOTING FOR YOU

hugh jackman is fucking wolverine ok

"It brings out your eyes."

Pros:

"You're easily one of th' most beautiful women I've ever met an' I don't say dat lightly."

"I don't doubt you're good in bed at all."

"We've got a special understandin', you an' I. One dat thieves only have in relation t'de other's experiences."

Cons:

"You were a child when we met an' even though you were substantially de-aged, those are my first memories of you. Kinda makes things a li'l creepy if we were t'actually get together."

"You an' Logan seem like you've got somethin' goin' on. I don't wanna interfere."

"I wouldn't wanna possibly ruin our friendship."