This tired self isolated and itchy fleet wearing, slouching individual is quite the mellow fellow, they've gone through trials and tribulations that they never bother to talk about to anyone, even at their most spontaneous spurs of oversharing they never end up telling the full story.

They've reached a spot in their life where they've gotten tired of their own doom and gloom and began searching for different sources of joy in things big and small. Like comedy! Music! Balloons! Sleeping (which they do all the time!) Haphazardly trying to talk to new people? Half employment even! Some more effective than others but not all are long lasting.

Okay, what else to cover, hm...

Gender? Lost it....somewhere

Hot sauce? Well, they like hot guys, warm guys, room temperature guys...i'm not sure about cold guys. Divorce? Can college dropouts get those? Blood type? Idunno, they never told me even when i asked.