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Chapter 1: Getting Schooled

“What was that, static charge?” Batman asked as he looked over at nearby vase to see check himself for injuries when he let out a high pitched scream, that he knew was not his own voice.

”What in the world?!” Calm down this can not be possible that you are in the body of a female villain.

“Well know why did you scream like a little old kitten, bats.” Catwoman says as she looked at herself then up at the mirror before turning to glare at the other. “What did you do?!”

“What do you mean?  I did not do anything, this is all your fault.” Batman said returning the glare.

“No it not.” Catwoman retorted.

“Yes it is all because you wanted to steal that stupid diamond.” Batman told her as he was starting to get annoyed.

“Well...You know what they always say about cat’s, were always mischievous. “ Catwoman rationalized.

“Enough, you are coming with me, so I can fix this.” Batman said walking over to her grabbing her by her wrist and began to pull her towards the roof.

“How about no. I have things to do, people to see, you no I’m a very busy woman.” Catwoman said pulling her arm away from the other.

“Yes in my body, I highly doubt that.” Batman tells her before grabbing her hand once more and began to look around to see if anyone was looking. “Follow me and don’t try to do anything stupid.” He ran off the roof jumping back and forth quickly trying to reach the batmobile.

“Will do scout's honor.” Catwoman says as he follows after the Bat. It took them ten minutes to make it back to the Batmobile. When they arrived next to a bunch of crates, Bruce reached into the belt of Catwoman and turned off the cloaking device.

Gesturing for Catwoman to come closer to the car, he told her. “Brush your hand right here to open the door to open the door.” Doing as she was told the door opened and Batman climbed into the driver’s seat.

Once realizing she was not following him inside the car he looked over at her with an eyebrow raised and told her, “Well come on we don’t have all day.”

“Fine fine don't get your panties in a twist.” Catwoman said climbing inside before they speed down the road before they drove to the most secluded entrance that lead into the batcave.

“So where are you taking us?” Selina asked as she stared at the gadgets that surrounded her and reached out to touch one but Batman catched her hand.

“Don’t touch anything.” Batman said, “I’m taking us to a place where I’m going to try figure out what is wrong with us.”

“I see.” Catwoman said as a silence fell over the two of them before they pulled into the batcave and once they came to a stop, they climbed out of the car as Catwoman took in the dark cave which had a view of a waterfall.

“Nice place you got here it is a little dark and damp in here though.” She said sarcastically as she looked around.

“What did you expect it a cave.” Bruce retorted looking at her with exacerbated expression.

“I don’t know something less, You’re taking this, Bat thing a little too far. It too damp for mister dark and gloom.” Catwoman told him.

Batman glared hard at the woman that was currently occupying his body before he growled out, “Enough get on the table.”

Catwoman returned the glare with her own before asking, “Why can’t you exam, yourself.” as Batman raises eyebrow before Catwoman realized it would be the body then let out a frustrated sigh and went to sit on the table.  the ohh right then goes sit on the table.

“Beginning scan now please don’t try to move around too much.” Batman pleaded as he started up the scan.

“Just get on with it please.” She hissed.

“Right.” Batman says as he does the test and as  it was happening he did not notice anything out of the ordinary beside some abnormal brain waves. “Stay here I need to go get something don’t stray too far from the cave otherwise you will end up lost in a tavern somewhere.” he warns before going inside the tavern himself that would led him to the Wayne Manor to talk to Alfred.

“Alfred.” Bruce called out to his family butler.

“Umm… Ma’am what are you doing here?” Alfred asked as he looked at the woman that had somehow managed to get into the secluded manor.

“Alfred it me Bruce, their has been a problem and  need you to do me a favor.” Bruce informed the butler who looked at him with a sceptical look.

“If you are who you say you are tell me something only he and I know.” Alfred says as he looked at the other expectantly.

“That I trained under Rah Al Ghul for 3 years before returning to gotham.” Batman informed the butler as he stared at him with a serious expression.

After a moment of hesitance, Alfred let out a sigh and asked, “Well I guess that proves it then Master Bruce what seems to be the issue?”

“Our resident Cat burglar is down in the batcave in my body currently and  don’t know how to get us back into our originals bodies.” Bruce tells him.

Alfred: “Well lets go greet our guest until so you guys can know each other's lives.” Alfred order appalled at Bruce’s lack of manners.

“Alfred, what are you planning?” Bruce asked hesitantly not liking the look his butler was giving him.

Alfred looked at his young master before telling him, “Master Bruce, do you honestly think that both of you can stay from going about your daily lives in your current bodies, you most certainly can't so in order so that none raise question or speculations you will have to act like each other and in order to do that you have to know about each other so I suggest you bring that young lady up here so guys will have plenty to discuss about.”

“You do have a point I will be right back.” Bruce said with a heavy sigh before he moved to head back where he left Selina.

“Of course I’m right.” Alfred says as he walked towards the kitchen to go prepare to make tea.

‘I wonder where he keeps all his nifty little toys.’ Catwoman thought as she began to look more closely at the weapons and gadgets that were in the cave before she picked one up and held it out facing the cave. “Two light forms found.” the machine echoed before she smiled.

“Very interesting little toys he has here. I wonder where he gets the money to make all these toys.” Selina say as she eyed the other toys.

“Well if you come over here and You will find out, We have much to discuss.” Bruce says as he came into the view of the cat burglar.

“What do you mean.” Selina asked not moving an inch from her current location.

“I wont be able to find an immediate way for us to change back so we will need to play as each other until we are able to get switched back.” Batman informed her. “From the scan I can tell their nothing wrong with us beside abnormal brain waves.”

“So what so I’m going have play you as Batman and who ever is under the hood and what so abnormal about the brain waves?” Selina questioned.

“Yes and I will have to do the same as well.” Bruce said answering the first question, “Secondly I believe that the brain waves are similar to you own and not mine because, I do mental scans on myself often to check my stability rather than going to a hospital.”

“I see… So where will you  be taking me?” Selina asked stepping towards the dark knight.

“To my home.” Bruce said as he held out a hand to Selina.