Jul 14
Modern Vampires - Short #17
The absolute worst part about being a dhampir in the 2020s isn't the bloodlust, or the sunlight sensitivity, or the fact that vampires are constantly trying to kill you.
It's that Alysia can't even go to the grocery store without a teenager stopping her to ask where she bought her "elf ear prosthetics" and "sick red circle lenses," and dropping their entire cosplay skincare routine on her.
"They're real," Alysia hissed at a barista yesterday. "Omg, surgical body modification? Slay," the barista replied.
