#deyemond

92 Truths: tagged by the bae deyemond (side note, super glad you're back, i keep finding things you'd like!!!)

~WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. Last beverage? Water 
2. Last phone call? My seester!! 
3. Last text message? :DDD 4. Last song you listened to? Ketto by Bonobo 5. Last time you cried? Yesterday circa 4:20 P.M.

~HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice? Nope! 
7. Been cheated on? Not in that way. 
8. Kissed someone and regretted it? YES OH MY GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE AT KISSING PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH. 
9. Lost someone special? Yes. Unfortunately, they still have some special residue on them that I need to recall. 
10. Been depressed? Apparently. 
11. Been drunk and threw up? hohoho yes, the wife remembers....that was an intriguing night....

~LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS?
 Purple is my favorite, I love certain shades of green, and ofc black is bae, but really I'm good with all colors except orange because orange is EVIL.

~IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend? I think so? 
16. Fallen out of love? ...I get heart pangs about it... 17. Laughed until you cried? Yes here is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEfjUGc1Io and please do not judge me. Exit video when alligator enters. 18: Met someone who changed you? People cannot change me, they can inspire me to change myself. But that's a really difficult thing for me. 
19. Found out who your true friends are? Still floundering and questioning and doubting.  
20. Found out someone was talking about you? ...no? but i am always worried they are? 
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list? hehehehehe I have kissed a lot of people I know actually it's a bit weird?

~GENERAL: 22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? You know, there are around five people that I actually don't know in real life AT ALL. 
23. Do you have any pets? no but i want ALL THE DOGE ALL THE DOGGGGEEEE 24. Do you want to change your name? I never really liked my first name, but my nickname is okay! I like my last name, but I might add an accent to the e to help people pronounce it better... 25. What did you do for your last birthday? I don't really remember actually...I think I took the day off work?  26. What time did you wake up today? 7:20 am like a BAWS, tryna get back on that early life :3 27. What were you doing at midnight last night? Tossing and turning.  28. Name something you CANNOT wait for? ...my leftover Chipotle... 
29. Last time you saw your mother? Fall break. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? I just want to be able to change. I really want to change a lot of things about my life, but I have no motivation to do it because there's no point. I wish I could see a point.


31. What are you listening to right now? Bob's Burgers, because I'm watching Bob's Burgers!!! 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? I have talked to a Tommy! Hot Tommy from camp ;) 33. What is getting on your nerves right now? My general apathy.

34. Most visited webpage? Faycebook or Netflix probski 
35. Blood type? I believe I'm an A-? (why i not A+ :/) 36. Nickname? Kari, Karibear, Shmeay, kbear, karidarlin, K, kiddo, princess (if you are my dad), kissy didi (if you're a small child), Kishi,  37. Relationship status? Single.  
38. Zodiac sign? Cancer 
39. Pronouns? I identify by she/her. 
40. Elementary? Alone. 41. High School? Background. 42. College? Opportunity. 43. Hair color? Black, but I've dyed it dark brown. 44: Long or Short? Short, but it's really fucked up right now, so I might grow it out. 
45. Height? I AM 5'2" AND A HALF THE HALF IS IMPORTANT 46. Do you have a crush on someone? Not a crush, per se. 
47. What do you like about yourself? ...I find it problematic that I can't think of anything. 
48. Tattoos? I have a tattoo that says "thetta reddast" on my left side, and it is a phrase that means "everything turns out okay," "stop worrying," "life fixes itself," etc. 49. Righty or lefty? Right, but I can write backwards with my left hand!! 
50. First surgery? None. First potential surgery would be a nose job...  
51. First piercing? Ears, I was three. 


52. First best friend? My next door neighbor, Ben.  53. First sport you joined? I think figure skating?? Or swimming? Not sure which came first. 
54. First vacation? San Francisco, I was still in the womb! 
55. First pair of trainers? Not sure, but my sister's first sneakers were My Little Pony ones!

~RIGHT NOW: 56. Eating? Shakshouka with swiss chard and goat cheese 
57. Drinking? Water, I like dat agua 58. I’m about to? Get dressed 
59. Listening to? Still Bob's Burgers, b/c I'm still watching it 
60. Waiting for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je4nDvNJXsg 61. Want kids? Maybe. I know 100% I DO NOT want to be pregnant ever. Or have babies.  
62. Get married? Yep. Not likely to happen.  
63. Career? Not sure. I want to travel a lot.

~WHICH IS BETTER: 64. Lips or eyes? You know, I'm not sure. Beautiful eyes kill me and lips that aren't right make me so sad...... 
65. Hugs or kisses? Depends on the circumstance.  
66. Shorter or taller? Taller, but let's be real...that's not hard at all!! 
67. Older or younger? Older, younger boys done do me wrong. 
68. Romantic or spontaneous? I don't think these two are mutually exclusive at all?????? 
69. Nice stomach or nice arms? Arms, I like a leetle tummy to squish. Plus nothing is better than a dude with arms that wrap around you just right. 70. Sensitive or loud? Don't really care, you be you! 
71. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship ideally, but I think naturally I'm a hookup person which is sucky. 72. Trouble maker or hesitant? I'll go with trouble maker.

~HAVE YOU EVER: 73. Kissed a stranger? Yep. Ranges from excellent to awkward and OHGODNEVERAGAIN 
74. Drank hard liquor? Duh-doiii. 
75. Lost glasses/contacts? I lose my glasses every morning because I'm blind and I need my glasses to find my glasses.

76. Sex on first date? Potentially, but really no because you never know what kind of person they are. 77. Broke someone’s heart? Hah, no.  78. Had your own heart broken? Yes. 


79. Been arrested? No. 
80. Turned someone down? Yeah....just....no.....nonono.... 81. Cried when someone died? You know, I don't think I have. Nobody that has meant anything to me has died. 
82. Fallen for a friend? ............. 
83. Did something you weren’t supposed to do? Yep!

~DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself? Signs point to no, but I'm working on it. 
85. Miracles? No. 
86. Love at first sight? No. Infatuation/lust, yes.  
87. Heaven? Yes! There has to be something better! 88. Santa Claus? Nah, I never did, the parents never really bothered. 
89. Kiss on the first date? Sure. A little one.  
90. Angels? No 
91. Aliens? No because I don't want there to be aliens, but I also don't think humans should think that they're so important as to be the only living thing in the galaxy. 
92. God? Yes, but not religion.