#devil_children

Switching back to Luna, let’s see how the toddler’s... WAIT. WHEN DID SHE HAVE THOSE BABIES? WE DIDN’T BIRTH ANY BABIES WITH HER??!! IT WASN’T THE DRESS AFTER ALL!

*many minutes of googling later*

Apparently, giving birth is not affected by the “do not age households not currently being played” setting. THAT SUCKS. We didn’t get to name the babies!! Oh well, at least Luna didn’t keep aging, I suppose. 

Forget about checking the kids. Luna is asked out on a date with a guy who hates her. “Opposites might attract”, he says. Sure, Rolando, since Luna IS NOT PREGNANT *silent rage* we’ll give you a shot.

But really, our next donor focus is Tetsu - that hard to get guy who we’ve invested too much time in to forget about now. 

.....

WAIT WHEN DID TETSU DIE??!!

And a notification just came through that Brodie .. excuse me, Dr. CuteMean.. died as well! It’s not shaping up to be a good day for Luna’s donors.

But instead of focusing on the negative, let’s age up our new babies!

Spenser Buncooker

Trait - fussy

Huh, okay, well... not the best start

Jason Buncooker

Trait - Independent

There we go, much better!

WAIT I FORGOT... THIS MEANS WE HAVE FOUR TODDLERS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Luna’s gotten the toddlers in good shape, so let’s go on the prowl for donor #3! Tetsu is out of the picture and Rolando is coming along very slowly. So let’s accept a date with Kengo to the dog park.

For once, luck is on Luna’s side. This seduction is going INSANELY well!

Let’s run with it! It’s baby making time!

Oh no... Kengo looks really tired... PLEASE DON’T DIE FROM LOVEMAKING, KENGO!

Phew... he didn’t.

And on top of that, Luna’s pregnant again! What a great day!

Sometimes, when you’re pregnant and have four toddlers, the only me-time you can get is by eating pancakes on the toilet. You do you, Luna.

Time flies when you’re having babies! It didn’t take long for Benjamin and Bernardo to age up to toddlers. The challenge dictates that all children must have randomized traits, and thankfully the game has a built in feature for that. The ones we get for Willie’s first two children are pretty good!

Benjamin -

Bernardo -

They’re adorable redheads, just like mom!

Wilhemenia soon learns that parenting is HARD. I’m sure she starts to doubt her commitment to the cause at this point. Her toddlers are peeing on the floor, leaving expensive tablets in the urine puddle, and having tantrums. Instead of being able to clean up, she goes into LABOR. But she’s too exhausted to make it out of the house and face plants right next to the messes. Hang in there, Willie!

She finally gets to the hospital and welcomes two new buns into the world! Man, that Ley Lines trait is no joke. Nice to meet you, Shelly and Seth!  (Wilhemenia is a fan of alliteration.)

Unfortunately, getting her two new buns doesn’t make life any easier...

...the toddlers like to wander off down the street (where ya goin’, kid?)...

...make huge messes that Wilhemenia can’t catch fast enough to discipline 

... nap in patio chairs because Willie is too exhausted to put them to bed

... and the whole house is covered in dirty dishes that Willie is too exhausted to clean. Her needs are taking a serious hit!

But don’t worry, the babies are transitioning to toddler-hood. That’ll help, right? Though they might be secret aliens. What the heck just happened?

Shelly -

Seth -

The new toddler traits are very encouraging! We could use some angelic intervention around the Buncooker Mansion.

BUT NO. TODDLERS ARE DEMONS. YOU CAN’T EAT. YOU CAN’T SLEEP. THEY JUST MAKE MESSES EVERYWHERE AND CAUSE ENDLESS TROUBLE.

Four toddlers is too many toddlers at once, Wilhemenia decides.

This is her life now - answering the door and inviting people in while wearing lingerie, the garden is dying, one toddler is outside by himself, another is asleep in his high chair, and all of them are filthy.

It’s time for desperate measures. The baby daddies can’t move in or marry Willie, but that doesn’t mean they can’t visit or take her on a date if they offer. Turns out Travis is a neat freak and Brant wants to go to lunch. Both cleaning and a safe space to eat a good meal is something Willie DESPERATELY needs, so she takes them up on their offers.

Just as things seem to be improving for our matriarch, there’s an accident at the restaurant. The chef dies of old age!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?

So... that urn’s just gonna stay in the kitchen, then? I’m not sure this place is going to keep it’s A rating for very long. Willie gets out of there and tries to recover some energy before heading back to her demon spawn. You know home life is tough when you have to nap on a bench like a hobo.