Ok so this is based off the other anon who mentioned the board game that seemed to predict the future but with rayne and stuff but insteadbcan you like how you think it would go like if the devil quintuplets and walkis gang played the game instead :D -MFK(srry if I’m asking for too much it’s just hard to find written content of the devil quintuplets and walkis gang 💔)
Don't be ^^ you always ask interesting questions and I'm always happy to see a familiar name in my inbox :)
So I'll split them into the Quintuplet groups and Walkis group since I can't think of a scenario where the two would sit in the same room and play the board game amicably tbh
Devil's Quintuplets
0️⃣ “I have came across a peculiar board game that allegedly can see into your future. As parts of my flesh and blood, do not even entertain the thoughts of having a future outside of serving me faithfully as you were born to be. Whoever finishes first will get an additional portion of my blood.”
🍷 “Sounds neat! I’ll go first then!”
🤡 “No, I will.” *murks delisaster* “…‘breathe in the direction of a mud user at a circus event. Receive the “Ugh, sands in my socks!” status within 5 spaces of the Bureau of Magic headquarters and automatically lose half of your remaining lifespan every time you are in a desert region.’ …but I don’t go to the desert.”
🥞 “I see. You’d do well to avoid an earth-type Visionary, since your parlor tricks don’t always work on them. ‘Joined a bodybuilding club and became best friends with the others. Your journey as a dessert chef begins here! Gain +1,000 muscle points and lose -500 sanity points.’ …what?”
👥 “…”
0️⃣ “Doom. See me in my chamber after this.”
🥞 “…yes, Father.”
🍮 “What kind of pudding shall be in my future— ‘An epidemic broke out infecting all livestock populations and drove the prices of eggs and milk up. No eggs or milk in prison meals for the foreseeable future. Expedited mental decline and increased chance of parasitic infection by 75%’—WHAT??!!? What do you mean no puddings?!?”
0️⃣ “Hmm…this could be a profitable business venture. If I choose the correct moment to squeeze that bottleneck further…Cell.”
💎 “Yes, Father. I’ll look into the matter right away.”
🍷 “Uh…are we just going to ignore the prison part?”
🥞 *stares at Epidem losing his mind* “If he’s weak enough to get caught then it’s no loss to us. It’s your turn.”
🍷 “…sure. ‘Congratulations! Your last meal is a flavorful rabbit soup. GAME OVER :) Gain +300 protein points and +10,000,000 favorability from maggots and flies.’ Hold up. Last meal? Wtf??”
🤡 *side-eying Epidem* “Sure the parasitic infection status didn't go to the wrong guy?"
0️⃣ “You useless louts. Go to the training area and fight each other to the death before coming to my office and explain yourselves.”
👥 “…yes, Father.”
*later*
0️⃣ “… ‘A scary old friend is testing out a new castration method. Gain +1,000 fear points and an automatic ‘GAME OVER’ within 10 spaces of the Meliadoul clinic.’ …what is that old broad even doing?”
Walkis
🌊 “My older brothers sent this game to me from home. Shall we play a round before the battle with Easton tomorrow?”
🦟 “…why is it so beat up?”
🌊 “They all got a little excited. Who wants to go first?”
📞 “I will. I’d rather be seeing Mother than wasting time here—oh Mother, Mother, Mother, please kindly grant me strength from your boundless grace—”
🧲 “…what the hell is that mamacon doing?”
🧊 “Praying to Gom to roll a good number” *🧲 blank stares* “Get it? ‘Gom’? God and mom?”
📞 “ ‘Due to tarnishing the game system, you are stripped of all your assets and automatically demoted to the last place. Gain +100,000,000 mamacon points and lose -300,000,000 normie points.’ ;) Just according to keikaku (*keikaku means plan). Bye and have a shit game, I’m going to have a much better time than you guys.”
🧲 “…he left.”
🧊 “No, he right.”
🦟 “Perhaps you could go next instead of wasting your energy making dumb jokes.”
🧊 “…‘Made your broom class teacher laughed during an exam so you passed with flying colors. Receive the status ‘Teacher’s Pet’ whenever you are within two spaces of an educational institution which allows you to bypass ten spaces.' I knew someone would appreciate my jokes—they are jest that good after all!”
👥 *gags*
🦟 “I will go next. ‘Fished up a human shark and became friends with them after they gave you tips on transformation magic. Gain +200 friendship points and the ‘Surf and Turf’ status within 2 spaces of Easton or Walkis’. Not bad, though I do wonder why Easton.”
🧲 “I remember now. There’s one guy in the same year as us who can transform into a shark—piteously weak, though. I doubt he could teach you anything.”
🌊 “That’s right—you used to attend Easton. Why don’t you go next, Levis?”
🧲 “Tch… Galuf, you go.”
👅 “Sure, I don’t mind. ‘Found a rare collectible carbonated drink bottle to add to my collection at an antique shop. Made a friend who is also interested in carbonated drinks and talk about exploitative friendship. Gain the ‘Slurp n Burp' status within 1 space of Easton or Walkis’. Guess someone over there likes coca cola too.
🧲 “…”
👥 *stares*
🌊 “Levis, it’s your turn.”
🧲 “You go first.”
🌊 “No, you go.”
*One duel later*
🧲 “… ‘Your older brother invited your friends over for a sleepover despite your insistence that they are not your friends. Lose -10,000 authority points with other players and gained the ‘So he's a lil' bro after all!’ status whenever your older brother appear in the game—‘ HEY WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING?!?!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!”
👥 *died*
🌊 “Well, it’s my turn. “‘Was gifted an apple tree with incredibly sweet fruits, but your house will be swarmed with bugs every year. Lose -500 popularity points with the girls and a 50% increase in the chance of having digestive issues.’ Worth it. Kenny, you’re next.”
