Mar 11, 2014
Jeff makes the worst jokes on the face of the planet.
Me: My right shoulder is killing me and I am angry.
Jeff: Be hap. No pane.
Me: [twitches at "pane"]
Jeff: BE HAPPY. NO FRENCH BREAD.
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Jeff makes the worst jokes on the face of the planet.
Me: My right shoulder is killing me and I am angry.
Jeff: Be hap. No pane.
Me: [twitches at "pane"]
Jeff: BE HAPPY. NO FRENCH BREAD.
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Talking about being frustrated with social justice bloggers occasionally
Jeff: Unfollow all dem bitches*.
Jeff: (*bitches used as a colloquial term for people, don't hate me social bloggers for using a sexist term**.)
Jeff: (**note added for joke, not to imply either of you*** would not like me using the word bitch.)
Jeff: (***by "you," I mean "you bitches.")
Jeff: I could go on like this forever.
Melanie: Jeff you've offended me...when I figure out why and how I'll let you know.
Jeff's response to "If Love Was a Curse Word"
Jeff: I know this is totally the opposite intention of the poem, but I kind of just want to walk up to someone, get kind of cuddly and close, and then put my face up close to theirs and whisper into their ear: "fuckshitcrapassbitch."
And see the reaction.
IN MORE RELATED TOPICS, That was really, really awesome.
Tumblr, can we start calling Jeff "Hella Jeff"?
Or will you all judge me?
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Trucker Love Poem #124
The whole world looks grayer without you. Maybe it's time for me to get my windshield washed.
Trucker Love Poem #152
The world just feels so rough without your love and inner fire. Without you, my road is bumpy. Oh, wait, I blew a tire.
Trucker Love Poem #113
A cherry jam stain, an oily splat. You're the only one who remembers to wash my hat.