#deviant xfiles behavior

I caved. I needed to replace my 'personal massager' because it had lost its mojo. I use it on my neck (for real), and it helps with my migraines. I didn't want to pay shipping, so I 'treated myself' like any good phile would and finally brought Scully home. I'm certain this combination of purchases puts me on a (government?) list of deviants and will throw my algorithm into the Season One Mulder era, but I'm standing right here. Owning it.