NHL trade deadline getting you down? Your favorite player hurt? Hockey sucks right now?
Don’t worry, hockey tumblr! I got you in case you need some cheering up.
How about some bromance? Hm? Bromances are always nice, right?
Or how about some good stuff to watch?
Maybe Snoop Dogg as a hockey commentator?
Or Auston Matthews screaming like 6-year-old?
Or maybe just some good old-fashioned silliness?
No wait, you need to learn about the fact that Alex Galchenyuk’s nickname is “Belarusian Bonbon” and that Auston Matthews is being called “The Big Cactus” by his teammates!
Here’s the ultimate list of hockey nicknames on Wikipedia!!!
Or do you prefer stuff that plucks the heart strings?
Goalie wiggles! See? Now the world is a tiny bit nicer.
(I got all of these gifs from a giant messy folder on my laptop, so please don’t @ me for not linking to every single source!)