Oct 10, 2023
Idia: He wants to destroy all of magic and magic users!
Yuu: You and your brother wanted to destroy the entire world and rebuild a new one just so you two could fit in. You have no legs to stand here.
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Idia: He wants to destroy all of magic and magic users!
Yuu: You and your brother wanted to destroy the entire world and rebuild a new one just so you two could fit in. You have no legs to stand here.
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Yuu: Malleus, have you ever been worried about being beheaded after your kingdom crumbles in the face of the righteous fury of the lower classes after they come together to rebel against the cruel system that keeps them miserable in favor of the rich leeches that are the nobles?
Malleus: What–
Yuu: Leona, same question.
*slides here after months of silence* guys, I had the craziest dream ever, I dreamt Kalim was in love with Yuu to the point he was being super protective, and then he crushed a guy's head against a tree with his bare hands for daring to try and hurt MC— like, just grabbed the guy (who might've been an assassin sent by his family?) with one hand and CRUSH and he was glaring and utterly pissed and saying that people seem to forget who he is, people seem to forget that he is the heir of his family and he didn't survive seventeen years by pure luck—
Yuu: Don't worry, Rollo. I mean, none of the NRC boys got punished, so...
Rollo:... What?
Yuu: Oh, yeah, Riddle over there? Was a tyrant, got pissed when someone went against him, overbloted and tried to kill everyone.
Riddle: Wait–
Yuu: Ruggie helped his Housewarden with a plan that could've potentially harmed a lot of people, only for said Housewarden to get pissed when the plan failed, overblot and try to kill everyone, starting with Ruggie himself.
Ruggie: At least he paid indemnity...
Yuu: Our boy Azul? Tried to enslave people for free labor, got pissed when his plans for destroyed, overbloted, stole everyone's magic and tried to kill everyone.
Azul: Prefect, please refrain–
Yuu: Jamil did a whole show: he brainwashed his Housewarden into being an asshole to get people to kick him out, once that failed, he overbloted and brainwashed his entire dorm to serve him and then tried to kill us when we tried stopping him.
Jamil: Hey, there's no need to bring that up–!
Yuu: Vil, Rook and Epel's Housewarden, got very envious of this person who was considered prettier. After he failed at killing his rival with poison, he overbloted and tried to kill everyone with poison.
Rook: Truly an grandiose spectacle!
Yuu: Idia was the worst, I think, he and his brother overbloted, then tried to free monsters to destroy the world so they could build a new one where they'd fit in.
Idia: Hrk!
Yuu: So don't worry about it, you'll be fine!
Rollo:...
Actually, that's something that bothers me a lot in Twisted Wonderland and I've probably said it before, but Yuu is so damn uninvolved with the plot of the game (events and main story) that sometimes I wonder why even bother having a player character. But the Masquerade annoys me in particular because it's literally a plot about "magic vs magicless" deeply rooted in the world building of their magic system, and somehow the only ever magicless person in the entirety of Twisted Wonderland is not relevant to the story.
Also, Yuu was introduced in the Prologue as the strategist/brains of the group, as a "magical beast tamer" who was implied to be capable of directing the others, so them not having magic wasn't as big of a trouble as it could be... and then they threw that idea away. And now Yuu is just there.
I'm not asking for Baldur's Gate levels of player character, but I'd love for my character to be more than a spectator in a story that was apparently supposed to be theirs.
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I love how everyone forgot there's a person who literally has no magic whatsoever when deciding who'll go ring the Bell of Solace. My dudes, out of everything else Yuu has done, going through a garden of flowers that literally can't do anything to her to ring a bell is the least dangerous thing she's ever done.
Boys: If we don't get rid of these flowers, we'll end up magicless!
Yuu: Oh, no. What a terrible fate. Couldn't imagine how that would feel like. Poor you.
Yuu: I don't need a boyfriend, I need money, food and Crowley's head on a pike
Lilia: Does it need to be in that order?
Yuu: Not necessarily.