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DETHKLOK LIVE @ MOONWOOD MILL | EDGWAVE 2025

JUNE 6TH // 6:66PM

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR LUNGS FILLED WITH LIQUID DEATH METAL SO HEAVY THAT IT'LL MAKE YOUR PUTRID HEART EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE.

SO. YOU'RE WELCOME. FOR GIVING YOU THE BEST DETH YOU'LL EVER HAVE THE PLEASURE OF DYING.

BE THERE. OR DON'T. WE REALLY DON'T CARE.

EDGEWAVE 2025 | INTERVIEWS WITH DETHKLOK - PICKLES

Awwww yeeehhh dood---ah--we fuck'n'.... KILLED it an' I... ah mannn the wat'r... when the tunnels got floodin' n' I--I looked at Nath'n 'n I was like dood, this is craaazy, dood... Holy FUCK dere were fuckin' werewolves...? Werewolves! But den---

[Pickles turns his head to the side to dry heave]

Oop--false alarm, heh... Dood, I might be a jus' a little... jus' a little fucked up, yanno? Annnn' why shou'nt I be?? We're at Edgewave, dood!!! Edgewave twenty-twenty...somethin' uhhh yehhh!!!!

Hey, hey, you--you dere---Bring Mommy... bring Mommy another drinkie... Everyone take shots fer--fer Moonwood Mill...! Fer drugged out metal music...! Fer--

[Pickles falls, doubling over on the ground]

Thanks everybodys and even da wolfguys and wolfgoils for rockin outs with Dethklok last night at da SUPER COOL Edgewaves! TOKI LOVES YOUS ALL!!!!

THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS DEEP UNDER WATER Edgewave Fish Fits

If you think they won't drop a super massive tank full of blood ocean down from 20,000ft on top of Moonwood Mill just so they can preform under water...

MAJOR UPDATE ON DETHKLOK'S APPEARANCE @ EDGEWAVE 2025

UGH.... APPARENTLY THE FESTERING GHOULS THAT MAKE UP MOONWOOD MILL'S LOCAL GOVERNING BODY TOLD US WE CAN'T PERFORM BECAUSE WHENEVER WE PLAY LIVE IT RESULTS IN "HUNDREDS OF CAUSULTIES" OR SOMETHING.

LOOK, IT'S NOT OUR F**KING FAULT IF OUR MUSIC IS SO F**KING BRUTAL THAT IT KILLS PEOPLE. OUR BAND IS CALLED "DETH" KLOK. LIKE, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? IDIOTS.

BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SCORNED BY THE PUTRID COWARDACE OF MOONWOOD MILL'S WOLFBEASTS, WE'LL BE HOSTING OUR OWN SHOW. AND TO DO THAT... WE'RE GOING... UNDER... GROOOOUNNNDDDDDDD!!!!!

Edgewave Nathan - Sim Download

For anyone who might be interested in taking pictures with Dethklok's front man during the fest🖤 Here's Nathan up for download!

Note: I only use him for pics so all of his outfits are NAKED except for Swimwear (on the right) and his mermaid form.

DOWNLOAD

CC is NOT INCLUDED because I was scared of breaking anyone's ToU. Links below!

EDGEWAVE 2025 | INTERVIEWS WITH DETHKLOK - MURDERFACE

Oh, yeah. Great concert. Some of my best playing, if I do say so myself. You saw me, right? You saw me play the bass with my dick. Underwater.

[Murderface points to someone off in the distance]

That guy. He saw it. Yeepppp. Wasn't easy. Doing it underwater.

....It was my idea, you know. To flood the tunnels after those big... strong... hairy... wolf dicks....

Interviewer: Wolf dicks?

DICKHEADS. I MEANT DICKHEADS. Shut up! I was trying to say that it was MY idea! The tunnel shit! Mine! Don't believe a goddamn word of what those other dildos say in their interviews!

[After a few seconds to calm his breathing, Murderface takes on a serious look]

EDGEWAVE 2025 | INTERVIEWS WITH DETHKLOK - NATHAN EXPLOSION

Yeah we pretty much killed it, blew everyone's FUCKING brains. Even those... those DICKHEAD werewolves started gettin' into it and--UGH. Fucking brutal. Fuckin' DEMONIC. So yeah, we're cool. With, uh, with the wolves, I mean. We're pals now. They're gonna do some background vocals on our next song. Howling n' shit. Cause honestly, losing control, going fuckin' insane, and morphing into an insatiable beast every month is, like, sooo fucking METAL.

Anyway, after our set we left the tunnels and now we're partying HARD at the festival with the other bands. Which I WAS doing before you DILDOS dragged me into this stupid interview. So FUCK OFF, I need to smash more BOOZE.

[The interviewer begins to walk away, but is stopped by Nathan]

Hey--wait, wait. You wanna... you wanna hear my werewolf howl?

[Nathan sucks in a deep breath]

AAAWOOO---AUGHHH---

[Nathan begins to cough and heave and the interview feed abruptly cuts]